Town Crier
Part of the Regional Newspapers
Area: Kelay-Sage Area
Distribution: Kelay Tavern
Ownership: Rumored to be owned and edited by the Lyastri D'Chath family.
- Owners: Magikrios Lyastri D'Chath & Meri Lyastri D'Chath -- Editor: Mirshann Lyastri D'Chath
Language: Common.
OOC editor: Hmail News.
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Current Issue
July 2023
A Word from the Guardian of Sage:
Bottom line up front: The rumors swirling in Vailkrin about Kelay-Sage are just that. Rumors. Kelay-Sage has forever been known as a welcoming territory. Kelay-Sage is not home to one type of people. We welcome all walks of life and will continue to do so. There is not a single person being held against their will here as there is not an encampment for forced labor.
Larket and Vailkrin choosing to align themselves with each other is entirely on them. Kelay-Sage has no say on the matter, but the situation will not be ignored due to the close proximity of Larket to Northern Sage.
Kelay-Sage will be represented by myself and Meri Lyastri D'Chath at the upcoming peace summit in Enchantment. We are wishing Enchantment a well organized meeting of the area leaders and are looking forward to having a civil conversation with them.
~The Guardian of Sage, Magikrios Lyastri D'Chath~
Kelay Village Garden:
Come check out the new community garden just west of the town hall! Enjoy both imported and native fruits and vegetables! This garden is managed by the Kelay-Sage locals, but will never turn down a volunteer! Remember, "Take a plant, leave a seed!"
Laborers Wanted:
Are you skilled with design? Do you have a talent for construction? Or experience managing large scale projects? If yes, please reach out to Magikrios and Meri Lyastri D’Chath. There are several projects that they would like to see undertaken to renovate and revive the area.
Locals and visitors be cautious!
There's a pack of mischievous pixies flying up and down Kelay Way looking to steal any drinks, food, gold, or gifts you may have purchased while shopping throughout the district! Nets and jars will be provided to the shops along the Way incase of an invasion. Please do not harm the pixies! Once captured in a jar, leave the jar outside of Kelay Tavern and they will be delivered back to Enchantment. Gathering of the jars will happen three times a day. Happy hunting!
Archived Issues
2022
May 2022
UPDATE: The Hoy Trees: Temporary Loss of Magic
A number of mages and healers gathered at the Xalious tree in order to finally cure it so that magic could finally be restored. It at first seemed as though this would be an endeavor that would pass without incident but the would-be healers of the Xalious Tree were ambushed. While they fought valiantly against this mystery threat, the group was eventually overcome and made the bold and brash decision to attack the tree with fire. The end result was that the Xalious Tree was burned to its death, causing the connection to arcane magic to be entirely severed for several minutes.
The fate of the world might have been sealed with that very decision but it seems the gods have not abandoned us. A giant moth could be seen flying away from the village of Xalious and toward the mountain range. After this sighting, the connection to arcane magic was restored. The Xalious Tree is currently not back to it’s former glory, but it lives on.
In the years that the Mage’s Guild has claimed guardianship over the arcane Xalious Tree, it has never faced a single threat. Yet it has been attacked twice. The Mage’s Guild also recently lost their tower to a group known as the Ossian Order for an extended period of time. Is this a sign that the once mighty guild is starting to see its ruin?
Destruction in Frostmaw
The region of Frostmaw is currently suffering from widespread death and destruction as a result of an attack from a creature known as Xicotl. The Warrior’s Guild have been trying for a long time to figure out how to rid Lithrydel of Xicotl but they were not able to defeat it before this force and the thralls under its control ran rampant through Frostmaw. The death toll is high and still climbing. Those who did manage to escape death find themselves without a safe place to return to, for their homes have been utterly annihilated in the attack. The government of Kelay-Sage has stepped up to provide aid to the survivors of this attack, helping to set up a refugee camp just at the base of the mountain to provide people of Frostmaw with a safe space to sleep, eat, and have access to necessities while they regroup and rebuild.
Life in Kelay-Sage
When compared to our neighboring regions, life in Kelay has been peaceful. There is little to report other than the Golden Sa’vre, located in the northwest portion of the Kelay forest, has been sold to a new owner. The previous owner explains that the reason for the sale is very simple, he and his wife simply wish to retire. What will the new owners have in store for us?
January 2022
Headline News: The Druid's Eternal Tree Finally Healed
In the late hours of what was meant to be a restful Yuletide night, citizens of Kelay Town and the neighboring Sage Forest tribes were awoken by another disturbance from the Druid’s Tree area. The fae and druidic keepers of the Eternal Temple that live on-site have confirmed that a group of individuals came with the intention of performing a healing ritual on the Eternal Tree.
The Eternal Tree has suffered for two years after what can only be described as an act of terrorism on all magic.
Whatever transpired seems to have begun to restore not only the Eternal Tree, but the remainder of the Kelay-Sage forest. As reported by Toross Carfiel, an arborist with 1,500 years of experience, “The rot produced by new elves entering the area has been observed reversing itself, even during the yearly pilgrimage of elves away from the winter frost. It's the first of its kind, and proof that Tiphareth’s curse is waning.”
Experts from Vailkrin had originally estimated that Kelay-Sage would be uninhabitable by any refugees or descendents of the refugees for at least a millenia; it is unclear at this time whether curse-altering magic was involved or not. The restoration of Sage Forest as the main home of wood elves comes at a welcome time, given the recent unrest in Cenril and Xalious.
This reporter also learned that the live-in druids of the Eternal Temple have ceased their investigation into the trio that originally poisoned the Eternal Tree. While they have not disclosed the reason for this, they have assured citizens that nothing indicates further drow antagonization. More on this story as it develops.
Living in Kelay
There seems to be an increase of lycan presence within the Kelay-Sage area. There exact numbers are unknown and if they have any pack affiliations is not clear, but there were reports of a trio being attacked by a group of lycans.
A drow that has been identified as Mesdoram seems to be plaguing the Kelay-Sage area and leaving threatening notes on the public board. He has already been connected with one gruesome battle that caused significant damage to Sage Forest. Is this a sign that they will soon attempt another invasion? Caution is advised when traveling through the forests, doing so without a companion or weaponry is ill-advised.
2015
October 2015
Crime and Punishment
Two corpses were founded in the Xalious Mountain Range in the black dragon den. The bodies were found in pieces. Their hearts were taken by whatever killed these men. The miners to the south claim a ghost is to blame for the murders. Though identities have yet to be confirmed, according to the same miners the men were locals of ill repute. [ooc: For more information or to get involved, contact Emilia.]
Living in Kelay
The elves have won! With Frostmaw as an ally, the elves have finally driven the drow back underground. Soon the elves will return to their rightful place in the Sage Forest. Druids, rangers, and botanists are needed to help repair the damage the drow and goblins have left behind. The Crier would like to formally welcome back the elves! [ooc: Those interested in Sage RP, Hmail Josleen to be pointed in the right direction.]
Outside Kelay
Vailkrin is hosting a festival on November the 1st. The event will take place at the blood fountain. Costume is encouraged. [ooc: It will startat 7pm Hollow time and is being organized by Agoyoanye.]
Mysterious animal attacks and ghost sightings near Frostmaw have threatened the safety of that city. Those with skills that may be useful in taming the situation are encouraged to travel to the City of War. [ooc: For more information look up The White Hunt arc on the wiki.]
September 2015
Crime and Punishment
A forest fire in South-Eastern Sage is alleged to have been started by a drow mage and his undead doll. According to reports from sources in the Underdark, the fire attracted drow scouts who engaged the pair in askirmish, leaving three of four scouts dead. The survivor claims that the mage in question bore no known drow house’s insignia. The Crier warns residents to be alert to this rogue drow mage, who is said to favor lightning magic and can be identified by white spots on his face and neck. [ooc: The RP is on the wiki and named Beacon.]
Beware of an animated marionette! You read that correctly, dear reader. A wooden puppet has been sighted by several residents roaming the streets of Kelay, throwing woodcutter’s axes and chisels at unsuspecting travelers. Be alert. Stay clear of windows. [ooc: Contact Chisel to get axed.]
Living in Kelay
The Sage Elves and their allies in Frostmaw has secured an important victory in Southern Sage. They have reclaimed the drow military camp, which sits on the site of the former elven camp. The drow have retreated to the Underdark, but initial reports suggest that the dark elves have yet to surrender. A special tactics force led by Steward Hildegarde and the elf Emrith Kohl infiltrated Trist’oth and destroyed part of its fort. [ooc: For more information, look up Battle:Elf Frost Giant Alliance Strike the Drow in the wiki.]
Citizens of Kelay are encouraged to host and care for wood elves in need. The elves could use our help, and the town stands by the forest and its rightful people.
Most Wanted: [Last month’s sketch of Gevurah, snarling and with blood dripping from fangs she does not possess remains in this issue of the paper.] Gevurah D’Artes is considered highly dangerous and is still wanted by the Kelay authorities. Inquire with Mesthak for details pertaining to the bounty of 35,000 gold, and more information about the target. [ooc: Email Gevurah if interested.]
Outside Kelay
Emrith, Zendor, and Grailan were tied in a first-place victory in the Warrior’s Guild Tournament. Congratulations to the three victors.
The lady Alayna Lancraft of Gualon will be hosting a tournament in honor of her name day. Following the tournament there will be a large gathering in which entertainment and food will be provided. If you are a combatant interested in partaking in the tournament, please write Lady Alayna of Gualon to submit your name and receive further instruction.
May 2015
Crime and Punishment
The foul duergar Dergious has slain a man with his noxious gas! Authorities are looking to apprehend the infamously rude deep dwarf. In the meantime, the Township of Kelay will be holding a referendum to ban Dergious entry to Kelay Tavern. Cast your votes!
Kelay’s town council has passed a new law. Anyone caught feeding Dergious beans, cauliflower, refined wheat, dairy products, or any food that may inflame his dyspepsia will be fined 200 gold.
Living in Kelay
Southern sage on fire! The battle between the elves and drow escalates, and the forest pays the ultimate price. Keep to the north. Travel safe. [ooc: Related rp is called Battle: Elf Counter Invasion of the Sage Drow.]
Citizens of Kelay are encouraged to host and care for wood elves in need. The elves could use our help, and the town stands by the forest and its rightful people.
Most Wanted: [Last month’s sketch of Gevurah, snarling and with blood dripping from fangs she does not possess remains in this issue of the paper. Her portrait is joined by one of Matron Laezila, her face hidden behind a white, blood-spattered mask.] These two drowess, considered highly dangerous, are wanted by the Kelay authorities. Inquire with Mesthak for details pertaining to the bounty, and more information about the targets. [ooc: Email Gevurah if interested.]
Outside Kelay
Frostmaw Steward Hildegarde is looking for warriors to join the Warrior’s Guild, and/or to compete in the Warrior’s Guild Tournament next month. Entrants should send word to Hildegarde by the last day of the month. You do not need to be affiliated with the guild to compete in the tournament. [ooc: If you want to participate in the tournament, hmail Hildegarde by the 31st.]
April 2015
Crime and Punishment
A small reproduction at the Treehouse Theater of “The God of Hollow,” a popular play about the drama of the Gods before the creation of elves, descended into a pub-style brawl after the a supporting actor mispronounced Sven’s name. Five patrons and one actors sustained injuries, mostly lacerations from sharp fish fins. Investigators report that several audience members had brought fish into the theater with every intention of throwing them at the actors during curtain call, regardless of the quality of the play.
Living in Kelay
Stay out of the Southern Sage Forest! Encounters between elves and drow have made the forest dangerous for idle travelers. Keep to the north. Elves should take advantage of provision in Town Hall set aside for their benefit.
Most Wanted: [A sketch of Gevurah, snarling and with blood dripping from fangs she does not possess accompanies this article.] This drowess, considered highly dangerous, is wanted by the Kelay authorities. Inquire with Mesthak for details pertaining to the bounty, and more information about the target. (ooc: Email Gevurah if interested.)
Outside Kelay
Reports from rangers studying the drow occupation of Sage Forest suggests that the drow city of Trist’oth is on the brink of civil war after a noble from House D'Artes assassinated a competing noble and killed hundreds of drow. [Drow stories related to Surface Tension.]
2014
October 2014
Crime and Punishment
The three children who went missing in the Sage Forest on the last day of summer have still not been found. Volunteer investigator, Mage’s Guild apprentice Kurius Jorge, has pieced together mystical clues which lead Mr Jorge to believe that witchcraft may be afoot. Mr Jorge would draw your attention to the fact that the last day of this past summer was a peculiar day. The bleeding birches^ bared their branches, it snowed, and the two moons and five planets (excluding our own) of our solar system aligned. Mr Jorge finds these coincidences to be highly unusual. The Crier is collecting any information from the public which may be of use in finding the children.
^ The bleeding birch is a rare species of birch which defoliates in the course of one day in late summer or early autumn. When the leaves fall, its ruby sap seeps out of the branches and gives the appearance of a bleeding tree. (ooc: This story is related to the rp “Pyde’s Tale in the HCT” which can be found on the wiki. Pyde has an interest in making this Halloween-themed, so please contact him to get involved.)
World famous crooner Joseph Phatone, of In Sink fame, dined with a group of finely dressed ladies in Kelay Tavern last weekend. Tragedy befell when an illiterate and inebriated patron exclaimed, “Hail! Are you not one of the Back Alley Boys?” The women in Phatone’s company, finding no humor in the joke or forgiveness in the error, pounced on the patron and initiated one of the bloodiest pub brawls in recent Kelay Tavern history, leaving 3 dead and 7 injured. Phatone was seen fleeing the scene shouting “Bye, bye, bye!”
Living in Kelay
Beneath the streets of Kelay someone has perpetrated a heinous crime against the Elder Vampire Syadon. He was awakened after four months of undead slumber to find his beloved, and mysterious, Twisted Rose gone! The vampire will stop at nothing to retrieve the Rose, as it holds some special significance to his unbeating heart. The Crier wishes Syadon the best of luck, and reminds residents of Kelay that this is the same Syadon who so valiantly fought off El Azul when Kelay was under threat. (ooc: Contact Syadon for more information.)
Outside Kelay
Venturil has declared its intentions to eliminate the Preklek infestation from the surface of this planet. Go back to your own world, lizards! The Crier has a personal stake in this effort after its long-time editor, Ms Sheila Thisk, was killed by an unidentified Preklek earlier this year. (ooc: The arc can be found on the wiki under ‘Global Purge.’ The referenced attack on Sheila Thisk is archived in the Town Crier’s wikipage under May.)
September 2014
Crime and Punishment
Violent anti-drow outbreak! A scouting party of drow was found slain in the Northern Sage Forest. Although evidence linking this attack to the attack committed on Kelay Way in early July is weak, authorities say their prime suspect is the same winged, drow-like beast who attacked the drow on Kelay Way. Also party to that original skirmish in July were Frostmaw’s Steward Hildegarde the Silver, warrior Krice, and Leone the Blacksmith. They are not suspects in this most recent attack as of the time of writing.
In line with this spate of violence, an albino, female feline brought a drow’s head into Kelay Tavern to the table of ranger Skylei Lucindio. When asked about the incident, Ms. Lucindio had this to say to The Crier, “I have no idea who that deranged feline is! I had never met her before. She is clearly suffering from some sort of mental condition. I hope she receives the treatment she obviously needs, as soon as possible. I think the violence has been horrific.” It is unclear at the time of publishing if the feline is responsible for the killing, or if she found the head. The body has yet to be found. (ooc: Both of these drow killings happened in relation to the ongoing arc, Surface Tension. To get involved, contact Skylei and Gevurah.)
Think only the drow need to watch their backs? Think again. A vampire attacked a woman in Kelay Tavern during the busy business hours. The woman, Sorcha, was conversing with a friend, Crisien, when the pair was approached by a friendly man who seemed acquainted with Sorcha. Witnesses say that the man lunged at Sorcha the moment he was within arm’s reach of her. He took her by the neck, bit her, and began to suck her blood. The vampire ceased the attack before inflicting any lasting damage or turning the victim. The vampire was quoted as saying that he was simply “regaining what was lost” and stated that the incident will be repeated in the future. He fled before he could be detained. The women left before they could be questioned, but The Crier caught up with Crisien shortly after the attack. "I don't bloody know what was going on. I'm new to these parts. That vampire guy was pretty odd - you know, I didn't catch his name. Sort of spoke like he was, I don’t know, some kind of prophet. Spoke about something called … Khasad? I don’t know who or what Khasad is, but I won't be searching for him. Not if he's anything like the vampire, anyway." (ooc: Contact Malgous to get involved.)
Living in Kelay
The termite infestation continues to expand. Several residents have abandoned their homes to the termites. These termites are not native to the Sage Forest, and originate from the plains of Venturil. No one knows how they crossed the Xalious Mountains. Local entomologist Bugsby Beetfly is working to find a way to incentivize the termites to flee The Sage Forest by making the environment unsuitable for this very aggressive species. However, so far none of her efforts have yielded the desired effect. (ooc: Adventurer types should contact Josleen and Rhosorien to pursue this plot.)
A winged monster attacking drow! Termites attacking homes! Non-lethal vampires taking a bite of yours and mine! All sorts of monsters, big and small, are plaguing the Kelay-Sage area, but never fear, when a monster hunter is near. No job is too small for local monster hunter, Parafin. Willing to work anywhere above ground. Parafin can be reached through the Kelay Tavern. Disclaimer: Parafin is a drow. The publishers of The Town Crier cannot be held responsible for any botched deals, drow trickery, or death that may result from dealing with the drow.
A blue creature that resembles a cross between a goblin and a troll is dancing erotically within the personal space of innocent, random citizens, and soliciting herself. The authorities warn that this creature is diseased – both physically and morally. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands.
Outside Kelay
Renowned farmer Emilia married the enigmatic X at a wedding in Gualon, which was well attended. Celebrity guests include Frostmaw’s Steward Hildegarde the Silver, who ordained the marriage, Gualon Governor Tristram and his fiancé and tabloid starlet, Terra, Fungus Beer Brewery owner Nothrobalug, and the Head of the Larket Academy of Magic and Larket Councilman, Lydrain. During the wedding it was announced that Emilia is expecting. The Town Crier congratulates the happy couple.
July 2014
Crime and Punishment
Fatal skirmish on Kelay Way! A lethal confrontation occurred on Kelay Way which left a squadron of seven Trist’oth drow dead. Eyewitnesses say the fight was provoked by an unnamed, shadowy creature which resembled either a dragon, or a winged drow, or a half-drow half-bat hybrid monster. The unidentified monster initiated the brawl by attacking the drow squadron. The stealth attack confused the squadron who mistook their attacker for a trio of commuters: Frostmaw Steward Hildegarde, warrior Krice, and blacksmith Leone. Hildegarde and Krice tried to deescalate the situation, but could not succeed in quelling the ill temper of the drow. The two heroes defended themselves from retaliation, ending the lives of three Trist’oth soldiers. The monster fled the massacre by flight after killing four drow in total. Hildegarde is pursuing justice and asks that anyone with any information about the monster please come forward.
Living in Kelay
Summer! The wood-loving town of Kelay has erupted with warm-weather festivities. Every weekend, artisans, artists, florists, musicians, dancers, and other sun-loving folk share in the joy of nature and each other in public spaces. Travelers passing through Kelay on weekends should expect delays -- and fun!
Several residents have been reporting unusual termite activity in recent weeks. Termite infestations have taken hold of five households in the span of ten days. The Crier has identified local carpenter’s Deborah Murillo’s workshed as the ground zero of these infestations. Local entomologist Bugsby Beetfly states that the most peculiar aspect of this infestation is that this species of termite is not native to the central plateau. “You may find this species out in the plains of Venturil. They have never crossed the mountain Xalious mountain range before now. This is a very aggressive species. We always believed the Sage Forest trees were not suited to their taste. It’s puzzling.” (ooc: Adventurer types should contact Josleen to get pursue this mini plot.)
Outside Kelay
Tensions between Vailkrin and Cenril can best be described as tense and brewing. This article profiles the lives of residents of Cenril who are trying to figure out how to leave the city before the war arrives. The residents interviewed are very poor, anchored down by large families and no savings to finance a sudden move. (ooc: Contact Kasyr or Alice to get involved in the Vailkrin-Church of Cenril war.)
June 2014
Crime and Punishment
The saga of Tyler Dyalus, kidnapper and murderer of Carol Sage, comes to a close. Tyler Dyalus was killed on May 12th by Hildegarde the Silver, Steward of Frostmaw. When reached for comment, Hildegarde said, "It is truly unfortunate that this has come to pass. While Tyler initiated the fight, it was finished with the awareness that the safety of the people was more important. He felt no pain in his passing; I made sure of that. I am truly sorry that it had come to this." The Sage family would not comment on his death.
Living in Kelay
Summer! The wood-loving town of Kelay has erupted with warm-weather festivities. Every weekend, artisans, artists, florists, musicians, dancers, and other sun-loving folk share in the joy of nature and each other in public spaces. Travelers passing through Kelay on weekends should expect delays -- and fun!
Classifieds
Bard for hire. Singer and flutist, composer of original song. Seek the high elf Maldoff. Most likely found in Kelay Tavern, or The Hanging Corpse.
Outside Kelay
The Town Crier is pleased to report that sources in the Dark Forest state that The Burrower now hungers for undead meat. Sven truly smiles on the living. (ooc: Contact Tenebrae, Tiphareth, Gevurah, or Kasyr for rp specifics if you would like to get involved. The rp which led to this change is uploaded on the wiki under the name ‘Bait’.)
The Vorz Clan, one of the 13 ruling clans of Craughmoyle, seeks to restore the old Great Embassy of Craughmoyle to its former glory. The Vorz Clan has vowed to usher in a new age of diplomacy and cross-racial, cross-cultural cooperation. Currently, only the Drow embassy remains open, which in this Sage writer’s opinion is bizarre and unsettling. Edrick Vorz has been charged with the task and is currently on the surface on a diplomatic mission. The Crier provides a little background on the Vorz Clan. The family is strongly involved in the military by tradition, and all members of the clan have served in the Dwarven army. (ooc: Contact Edrick to get involved.)
Frostmaw will be hosting a celebratory feast and tournament on June 12th to celebrate its recent victory over its enemies. All are welcome to attend and participate in the tournament. The Crier subtly reminds readers that many Sage elf refugees were taken in by Frostmaw during the brutal years of the drow-sage war. Frostmaw is an ally to Sage.
Vailkrin’s recently held gala turned into a bloodbath so terrible not even the vampires liked it (with a few exceptions). The gala was stormed by religious crusaders, allegedly from Cenril. Vailkrin has promised to retaliate. (ooc: Contact Alice, Kasyr or Redhale to get involved. The gala is on the wiki under the title ‘Crimson Rondo’.)
May 2014
Crime and Punishment
A man by the name of Tyler Dyalus has turned himself in as the sole perpetrator of Carol Sage’s abduction and murder. Dyalus claims he had no accomplice. Frostmaw Knight Hildegarde the Silver took Tyler to the Sage family to discover their desired justice, as is custom in Sage Forest law. The Town Crier has come to learn that at the time of the crime Dyalus was not himself and suffering an arcane affliction which robbed him of choice and character. These claims cannot be verified. The grieving Sage family reports that their handling of the situation with Tyler is private, but they did make a statement saying that they believe Hildegarde and Tyler Dyalus when they claim the current iteration of Tyler Dyalus had no choice in the abduction and murder of Carol Sage. Several Kelay-Sage residents are not pleased by this turn of events. “I respect our ways and our customs, and I understand that this is a difficult time for the Sage family. Indeed, the case has grown complicated and confusing. I wonder if the Sage family is emotionally well enough to properly carry out their daughter’s justice?” asked one Sage resident who wished to remain anonymous. “Where is the justice? I say, where is the justice?” Others question the testimony that Dyalus acted alone. One key and enduring facet of this case was the initial eye-witness account of two perpetrators. Local carpenter Alan Thisk theorizes that Dyalus is covering for his accomplice, and that this obstruction of justice is the same as still perpetrating the same crime against Carol Sage. (ooc: Shady and/or vigilante types who would like to get involved should contact Josleen. Also, contact Tyler or Skylei for more rp info.)
Living in Kelay
A petition has been attached to this issue of The Town Crier. The petition calls for a permanent ban on duergar Dergious’s permission to use the public restroom in Kelay Tavern. The disgusting duergar renders the restroom unusable for days after he has befouled it. So far there are 17 signatures, amongst them: Vexar Qu'isto, Sairel Itareel, Ezekiel Malovich, Skylei Lucindio, Josleen Malovich, (and then five names in what is clearly Josleen’s hand) I. P. Freely, Mike Rotch, Hugh Jass, Maya Butreeks, and Drew P. Wiener.
Classifieds
Silvanya for hire! Always wanted to execute the perfect prank, but lacked the stones? Write Silvanya. Not above sabotage and libel.
Outside Kelay
The Burrower’s death toll in the Underdark has risen in the past month. The evil character of the Underdark has led few heroes to its aid – and rightfully so. Let evil slay evil. Readers are warned not to go below ground. (ooc: Contact Tenebrae or Tiphareth for rp specifics if you would like to get involved.)
A Kelay man suffering from horrible burn scars recently traveled to the avian city of Schezerade in search of treatment for his scars. However, the scarring was so advanced that the special treatment required to fix his scarring exceeded his budget. Desperate, the man tossed a full silver into a fountain in Schezerade, shut his eyes tight, and wished for perfect skin. When he opened his eyes, he found a man with perfect skin staring back at him from the surface of the water. Unsure of his own reflection, the man moved his arm and saw that his reflection was true. He cried with joy and massaged his face for the entire trip home. The editor of The Crier can testify that it is true! The fountain in Schezerade grants wishes! (ooc: Contact Kenii or Skylei to get involved.)
The Xalious Harvet Festival will be held on May 29th. Be sure to bring – [Blood stains the bottom third of this month’s issue of The Town Crier. A hastily written note has been pinned to the bottom half of The Crier. It reads:
The editor of The Town Crier, Ms. Sheila Thisk, wife of Alan Thisk, carpenter, was slain at her desk the day before The Town Crier was scheduled for distribution. Mr. Thisk requests that publication be posted at Kelay Tavern on schedule as Ms. Thisk would have wanted. A group of concerned residents who responded to Ms. Thisk’s cries witnessed a preklek fleeing the scene of the murder with several papers clamped in his reptilian mouth. An illustration of the accused preklek accompanies this article, but really all prekleks look the same. (ooc: Contact Razzul for more information or to get involved.)]
(ooc: The Xalious Harvest Festival is an rp event too. Contact Josleen or Hildegarde and read the Xalious paper for more information.)
April 2014
Crime and Punishment
The investigation into the mysterious disappearance of area woman Carol Sage continues. But as the case grows cold the reporting grows increasingly maudlin. Instead of reporting on the facts of the case, the article focuses on “Those Left Behind,” namely Ms. Sage’s widower and two daughters. The oldest daughter copes with the loss by recreating the abduction in watercolor, and inserting herself as a masqueraded hero who saves her mother. One illustration has been reproduced for the Town Crier. The male assailant’s face is veiled, but the female assailant matches the description provided by eye witnesses. Those familiar with Skylei Lucindio may notice a fleeting resemblance. (ooc: For more rp details contact Tyler or Skylei.)
Mesthak was assaulted yet again! Eye witnesses report that this time around the disagreement began when a customer refused to pay the “5 gold per magical entrance” free put in place at Kelay Tavern last month. Although the article tries to remain unbiased, it is clear by its use of passive and active voice that the author sympathizes with Mesthak. The article goes on to report that Kelay Tavern will no longer change 5 gold per magical entrance.
Living in Kelay
There is long-winded article about potholes on Kelay Way, a common occurrence in the rainy spring. The article cites a fringe philosopher’s “study” into the correlation between potholes and moral decay. The study concludes that towns with high instances of potholes exhibit more instances of lawlessness and deviousness. This philosopher conducted this study while his carriage was moored on an impressively deep pothole and nearby teenagers tried to hustle him out of hard-earned gold to help him lift the carriage out of the hole.
Outside Kelay
Travelers from Venturil and Trist’oth have reported sightings and signs of a deep, burrowing beast that has been terrorizing the Underdark, and disturbing the peace near Venturil. There is speculation that the beast in undead. There are also unconfirmed reports that the Drow Council is currently offering compensation for any information about the beast, though it remains unclear to The Crier if the reward may be redeemed by non-drow. Readers are warned not to go below ground. (ooc: Contact Tenebrae or Tiphareth for rp specifics if you would like to get involved.)
March 2014
Crime and Punishment
Local guards continue to investigate the disappearance of area woman Carol Sage. A few months ago Miss Sage’s sister, Anabelle Joyis-Sage, reported Carol missing. Miss Sage was last seen on Kelay Way by a neighbor who guards say witnessed her abduction. The neighbor, who remains unidentified for his or her safety, describes two assailants. The first assailant is a brown-haired, brown-eyed man who looks to be in his early 20s and was dressed in ragged pants and a fur coat. His accomplice was a black haired, possibly gray-eyed elven woman dressed in ranger leathers. According to the witness, the elven woman struck Miss Sage in the back of the head twice with a brick. Anyone with any information about this crime is asked to step forward. (ooc: For more rp details if you want to get involved, contact Tyler.)
Living in Kelay
After several patrons have complained of magically-gifted entrances (fog apparitions, floral teleportation, and the like), Mesthak is likely to begin charging a magical-entry fee to dissuade the magically and theatrically inclined from scaring his non-magical clients. When reached for comment, Mesthak grunted “What’s so hard about walking through the door? Some folk grow up out of the floor from the blackest shadow I ever seen, giving the ladyfolk nightmares and what not. But hey, if you get your jimmies off by scaring maidens and children, then you can pay for that right. 5 gold per magical entrance. I reserve the right to charge more if I don’t like the look of you.”
There is a long roster of marriages - much longer than any other place in Hollow. Kelay is the destination wedding location! This article simply sings Kelay praises for being so beautiful couples all over Hollow come here to get married. The article highlights the Valen-Mythayus wedding ceremony which was held under the Sage Forest Bell.
There is a generous profile on Raphaline, naming the well known bard as the artist of the decade and a musical talent that may one day join the ranks of musical legends such as Eilyo.
Outside Kelay
What in the blue skies happened to Armantium? This entire article could be replaced by a question mark. It offers no information about what actually happened to Armantium, but simply stresses that it is gone while sounding the panic alarm. It asks for anyone with any information about Armantium to please step forward.
There is mention of Frostmaw’s recent victory in its war against its exiles. The Crier congratulates the City of War and names local heroes who aided Frostmaw in the effort on an individual basis. They misspelled Satoshi’s name as Satoeshi.