The Arh'Nuk Faire 2023
This is a Mage's Guild RP.
The Arh'Nuk Fair
This event is hosted (almost) annually by the Mage's Guild. The Xalious Celestial Celebration begins on is on November 12th this year. The entire event includes: A pageant, fine dining, dancing, rides, and games.
The Pageant:
Step into the realm of elegance and enchantment at the Arh'Nuk Faire Pageant, where every attendee has the chance to become the star of the mystical runway! Summon your inner fashion creature and weave together an ensemble that captivates the senses. The theme for this event is magical creatures! Draw inspiration from unicorns, phoenixes, dragons, and more! Weave them into your formal outfit for the faire! Creatures can be magical in nature or born of some kinda magic. A coveted prize awaits the mage who crafts the most mesmerizing outfit – a relic of untold power that promises to elevate your magical prowess to unparalleled heights. The pageant isn't just a contest; it's a celebration of arcane aesthetics, where everyone is a magical creature!
Magical Games
Shooting range:
Test your spell sniper’s knack at the Arcane Range, an enchanting shooting gallery that challenges your magical prowess like never before! Step into a realm where targets come to life with a flick of your chosen arcane implement.
Choose your conduit of power – will it be a sleek wand that crackles with energy, a majestic staff pulsating with ancient magic, or perhaps an intricate amulet that channels your inner sorcery? Will you cast forth a burning pebble? Maybe a spike of frigid ice? Maybe a lightning charged coconut is yours. Each implement holds a unique key to unlocking your hidden magical potential within!
As you take aim, witness the targets shimmer into existence, embodying elusive creatures from the magical realms. Aim for the elusive Silver Serpent that slithers through the air, leaving trails of sparkling stardust. Or set your sights on the Flickering Pixies, tiny beings that dart and dance, challenging your precision.
Pay 50 gold and roll 3d6! Higher than 10 gets you 100 gold
Piñatas:
Haladavar Zimri-Dagon Caricature Piñata: Crafted with a mischievous touch, this caricature captures the essence of Haladavar's once overwhelming power in a comically exaggerated form with a miniature staff, pointy ears, and his infamous, shiny, glittery nudity on full display. Unleash your spells and witness the magical hilarity as enchanted candies spill forth.
Alithyk Caluss Caricature Piñata: Imagine the dark god of undeath in a caricature that captures the essence of both menace and hilarity. With exaggerated insectoid features and an air of mystery, this piñata beckons you to defeat the forces of undead and save the world from becoming undead thralls!
King Macon Caricature Piñata: Crowned with his famous marble hat and regally adorned, the caricature of King Macon invites you to take a swing at the embodiment of Larket's ruling monarch. This whimsical representation is a symbol of resistance and revelry. Crack open this royal figure and let the candies within rain down like the sweet taste of freedom.
Join the festivities, engage in the enchanting challenge, and relish the sweet victory as you face these whimsical caricature piñatas!
Three pinatas are hung up for smashing! Each one represents an infamous foe of the mage’s guild and all of Lithrydel! Celebrate the triumph of good over evil (some of which are yet to come) by engaging in the wizardly art of hitting the bad guy with a stick! Whoever beats the most crud out of the pinata will break them to pieces and get the secret prize hidden inside! Every participant rolls 4d12 with their whapper staff. Whoever has the highest roll destroys the pinata and gets the prize.
Mage Arm Wrestling:
🌟 Introducing the Enchanting Arm-Wrestling Extravaganza! 🌟
Step into the magical ring and flex your mystical might in the Faire's most captivating tournament: the Enchanting Arm-Wrestling Extravaganza! This bewitching spectacle promises a clash of conjured arms, each imbued with its unique arcane essence. Brace yourselves for an unparalleled display of strength, strategy, and spellbinding showdowns.
🪄 Featured Magical Arms:
Arcane Energizer: Crackling with pure arcane energy, this arm pulses with vibrant lights, promising an electrifying battle of raw magic.
Stone Sentinel Grip: Forged from enchanted stone, this unyielding arm offers a rock-solid challenge. Can you shatter the stony resolve of your opponent?
Tentacular Twist: A writhing, otherworldly tentacle serves as a formidable opponent. Suction-cup strength meets eldritch grace in this captivating matchup.
Verdant Vine Vise: Embrace the power of nature with this arm crafted from enchanted vines. It twists and turns with the fluidity of the forest, testing your botanical brawn.
Celestial Cipher Clasp: A shimmering arm adorned with celestial symbols, it beckons to those who seek to unlock the secrets of the stars. Will you decipher its cosmic strength?
Inferno Grasp: Ignite the competition with a magmatic arm ablaze with magical flames. Harness the scorching power of the inferno in this heated showdown.
Frostbite Grapple: Crafted from the essence of winter, this icy arm promises to chill your competition. Will your opponent's resolve thaw under its frosty grip?
Shadow Shaper Fist: Wielding the shadows themselves, this enigmatic arm conceals its true strength until the moment of gripping truth. Unleash the mysteries it holds.
This is a tournament with up to 8 people! Rent one of the hands on display here by wielding the corresponding magical gauntlet, or wield your own magical hand! Roll a single d20. Whoever wins gets to autohit their opponent’s hand to death!
🏆 Grand Prizes Await the Ultimate Mage Wrestler!
Whether you're a seasoned sorcerer or a budding mage, this tournament welcomes all magical beings to prove their mettle in an arm-wrestling spectacle like no other. Let the enchantments begin, and may the mightiest magical arm prevail!
🌈 Sponsored by the Mages' Guild of Xalious - Where Magic Meets Marvel!
Magical Rides
Archmage’s Tea Cups
Step into the Archmage’s Teacups, a whimsical ride that combines the joy of tea-drinking with the exhilaration of magical mischief! Each intricately crafted teacup awaits your arrival, adorned with vibrant hues and fantastical motifs.
As you take your seat, you'll notice a unique addition to your tea-drinking experience – a magic wand shaped like a stirring spoon. Grip the wand firmly, for it is not just a mere accessory but the key to controlling the spin and speed of your teacup. With a flick of the wand, you become the maestro of your own magical dance!
The Enchanted Teacups start their gentle twirl, and as the music sways in harmony, you can control the intensity of your spin with the wave of your wand. Want a leisurely ride to savor the surroundings? A subtle twist of the wand will do. Craving a thrilling whirlwind of excitement? Give your wand a flourish, and watch your teacup respond with a delightful spin.
Super Ferris wheel
Behold the Wizard Wheel, the majestic magical ferris wheel that transcends the ordinary bounds of earthly amusement! As you step into its intricately adorned carriages, prepare for a journey that defies the very laws that govern space.
The Wizard Wheel begins its ascent, lifting you gently into the heavens. With each revolution, the ethereal glow of mystical runes adorning the wheel casts a radiant aura, creating an enchanting spectacle against the canvas of the night sky. As you ascend higher and higher, the mortal realm below begins to blur, and the clouds embrace you in their soft, billowing embrace.
Just when you think you've reached the pinnacle of the skies, the Astral Ascender takes an exhilarating plunge, delving deep into the heart of the earth. The cool subterranean breeze whistles past, carrying echoes of ancient enchantments as you traverse unseen depths. The subterranean world reveals its hidden wonders, with luminescent crystals and magical flora illuminating the mystical realm beneath.
Crystal labyrinth:
Step into the mesmerizing world of the Crystal Labyrinth, where reality and illusion entwine in a dance of enchantment. This bewitching attraction at the Mage's Guild Circus invites you to navigate a maze of mirror like crystalline walls.
What will your reflections do? Will they whisper secrets only knowable to those from their dimension? Will they jovially join in with you and guide you through to the other side, or will they laugh as you bump and blunder into wall after wall?
Fear not, for these reflections are but ephemeral illusions, enchanting specters that dance between the boundaries of reality and fantasy. So, be brave, wanderer! and step into the kaleidoscopic wonder of the Crystal Labyrinth—emerge on the other side with tales to tell and a heart filled with the magic of the circus faire!
Witchy carousel
Welcome to the enchanting carousel of the Mage's Guild Circus! Here, the ordinary transforms into the extraordinary as you embark on a whimsical journey. Take a seat upon a sleek witch's broom, the emblem of magic and mystery, and feel the subtle hum of arcane energy beneath you.
The carousel rises into the velvety night sky, and becomes a mesmerizing dance of swirling patterns and ethereal lights. Invisible tethers connect your broom to a central hub, a magical core that pulsates with the very essence of spellbinding wonder. As the hub spins, it rises higher into the sky and orchestrates a symphony of colors, casting radiant hues that paint the canvas of the night.
- Disclaimer: By choosing to ride on any of these rides, you are assuming all risk for personal injury including death and damage to personal property. The Mage's Guild will not reimburse you for costs of items lost, stolen, or crushed; nor for medical or healer bills, or possible funeral costs.
The Vendors
🌭🍿 Whimsical Wonders at Halfling Harmony Hut! 🍔🍭
Embark on a culinary adventure with the delightful duo, Pip and Petal, the hobbit confectioners extraordinaire! Nestled in the heart of the Faire, their charming stall, the Halfling Harmony Hut, is a haven for those with a penchant for magical munchies.
🧁 Featured Treats:
Popcorn-Hotdogs Fusion: Immerse yourself in the savory symphony of popcorn and hotdogs, magically melded into a single, mouthwatering masterpiece. A crunch and a burst of flavors await!
Cotton Candy-Cheeseburgers Delight: Indulge in the perfect blend of sweet and savory with these whimsical wonders. Soft cotton candy clouds encase miniature cheeseburgers for a taste bud adventure!
Jellybean-Jalapeño Surprise: Brace yourself for a sweet and spicy sensation! These enchanted jellybeans pack a punch of jalapeño heat, creating a taste explosion that's both surprising and delightful. Some may explode when exposed to significant percussion, so chew slowly.
Potion-Infused Popsicles: Cool off with a magical twist! Pip and Petal's artisanal popsicles are infused with potions of various hues, each promising a refreshing escape into fantastical flavors. Floating, shrinking, enlarging, disappearing, are all features! Not side effects!
Dragonfruit Dream Cones: Unearth the mystical flavors of dragonfruit in every bite. These delightful ice cream cones are crowned with dragonfruit chunks, creating a treat fit for a fantasy feast. Any breath of poison, acid, fire, cold or otherwise is extremely temporary and will wear off.
And more! Any combination of classic food items you can dream of can be fused together in a polymorph of flavors by these mad hobbits! Like the legendary owlbear of old. 🌈 Magical Atmosphere, Hobbit-Style Hospitality!
Step into a realm of delight as Pip and Petal transport you to a world where every bite is an adventure. With their infectious hobbit charm and culinary creativity, the Halfling Harmony Hut invites you to savor the magic in every delectable creation.
🎉 Visit Today and Let Your Taste Buds Dance!
🏰 Proudly brought to you by the hobbits of Halfling Harmony Hut - Where Fantasy and Flavor Collide!
The Music
🔮🎶 Enchanted Echoes: Wizards' Crescendo 🎶🔮
Get ready to be spellbound by the mystical melodies of Enchanted Echoes, a bewitching band like no other! Comprising a coven of talented wizards, sorcerers, and witches, each instrumentalist wields their magical prowess to weave a tapestry of enchanting tunes.
🎤 Lead Enchantress: Seraphina Moonwhisper
At the forefront is the ethereal voice of Seraphina Moonwhisper, a witch with a sultry voice that could charm even the most stubborn spirits.
🔥 The Arcane Ensemble: Instrumental Conjurers
Harmony Hexflame - Master of Magical Strings: Using strings enchanted with elemental magic, Harmony conjures melodies that dance between fire and frost, crisp cool chords and roaring fiery solos.
Mystic Melodia - Siren of Sonic Spells: Armed with a wand that transforms sound waves, Melodia crafts harmonies that ripple through the air, winding even the most discordant notes into harmony and rhythm.
Rhythmic Runebeater - Percussion Enchanter: With drumsticks embedded with ancient runes, Runebeater commands a rhythmic cadence that reverberates through the very essence of the Faire, capturing the listener’s hearts and aligning them to his sticks so even the corniest old man can keep a beat.
Zephyr Zithertwist - Aerial Acolyte of Aeolian Auras: Floating on a magical carpet, Zithertwist plucks enchanted chords that carry the whispers of wind and create an ethereal atmosphere.
The Fortune Teller
We have a special guest providing fortunes for those curious about their futures, their pasts, or their presents! Step into the mystical realm with Vee the Veritable, the enigmatic fortune teller at the grand Xalious Faire. Nestled within an ornate tent adorned with celestial tapestries, Vee beckons you to uncover the secrets that the cosmos has woven just for you!
- Disclaimer: The Mage’s Guild is not responsible for any distress caused by fulfilling the temptation of knowing things one was not meant to know.
The Security
🛡️ Violet Knights: Guardians of the Mystical Realm 🛡️
Led by the formidable Foreza, the Violet Knights stand as stalwart protectors of the Mage's Guild and its sacred knowledge. These elite guardians are not just warriors; they are mages skilled in the arts of both offense and defense. Clad in shimmering mage armor adorned with the symbol of the Mage's Guild, they present a stoic if not somewhat aloof and cohesive unit. They are also a new outfit recently formed at the Mage’s Guild, in response to the continent’s increasing instability.