Vailkrin Songs and Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little ghoul

its flesh grey and leprotic

and everyone that it attacked

had their wounds turn necrotic

There is an inn in old Vailkrin, where the maids will serve all night

but if you take them to your room, you'll get a nasty fright!

Oh sing for the women of Vailkrin my men, the heavenly angels of night

And avoid their sweet smiles and tales of heaven, for you'll get such a hideous bite!

Well it's a marvellous night for a wolf bite, 'neath the glow of a full moon's delight

A spectacular night to go roaming on a four-legged furred kind of flight

And all the people of vailkrin are fleeing for the fleas hop and scratch at them so

And you'd think that it's kind of amusing, for with Lycans the fleas always show

And the cuuuurse's magic seems to howl, crack and crunch,

And all the sooooft people's flesh is so juicy to munch!

Oh won't you come transform with me in the moonlight, my love!

Oh won't you chance for wolves' romance in the moonlight, my love!

Tene, Tene, quite uncanny,

How does your garden grow?

With undead hoards and coffin boards

And the gardener's ceaseless moans

Itsy bitsy drider climbed up the castle gate

Up came the sun which we all know driders hate

Down came the rain and put the sun to sleep

Now itsy bitsy drider can slaughter the whole keep

Grumpy golem sat on a wall

Grumpy golem had a great fall

All the king's men in a stout wooden boat

couldn't get golem out of the moat

One-eyed Steadman met a headman going off to work

Said One-eyed Steadman to the headman "who's today's poor berk?"

Said the headman to One-eyed Steadman "I'll tell you for a quaff"

Said One-eyed Steadman to the headman "No freebies mate, sod off"