RP:Rowen Statue idea from Eric

Setting

Kelay Tavern

31st august 2011

Rowen attempts to educate and enlighten her subjects

Rowen said to Tanya, "You once more have my permission to approach.."The little rat cleans her whiskers."...and pay your respects to the supreme empress of the known universe, oh niece of my dear friend Beata."

Rowen plays happily with the Hans Action figure in her paws for a while, before addressing Onitaka "You also have my permission to approach and pay your respects to the supreme empress of the known universe."

Tanya stays seated at her table because she is involved in an important conversation with her aunt. Not wanting to be rude to rowen the vampriss turns her gaze to her and smiles. " can I buy you a drink in a little while?"

Onitaka said to you, "What are you going on about over there? Supreme Empress? I doubt that somehow."

Rowen said to Tanya, "Yes, yes I will allow you that honour on this occasion. I'll have a glass of crocodile's milk please."

Tanya said to Rowen, "I have never heard of that"

Noxious yellow clouds of vapour are blown down from Xalious Mountains not from from the Northern Range. The corrosive clouds pollute the air in and around Xalious making it difficult to breath. The clouds appear to emanate from the same basic direction that the black dragons set out from last eve...

Rowen seems a liitle disturbed when one of her adoring subjects is so ignorant as not to have heard of crocodile milk and the other has never even heard of the universe it seems. They always ask such foolish questions. The little supreme empress considers that she spends most of her life answering such foolish questions, the rat just guesses that it is just an unavoidable consequence of being many thousands of times more intelligent than anyone else in the universe. Ever one to do all she can to improve the general level of education of her beloved subjects, Rowen next goes on to explain the difference between a rat and a cat."My friend Mitsuko is a cat, whereas I am a rat. The easiest way to tell the difference is that Mitsuko wears green shoes." She pauses to make sure she has covered everything they wanted to know. "Oh yes, the universe is everything that exists, and crocodiles are reptiles, they don't produce milk silly."

You said OOC, "Did someone just let rip in Xalious?"

Satoshi said OOC, "Old dragons are gassy buggers, Rowen."

You said OOC, "Lionel wanna come to the tavern and pay your respects to a deluded lil' rat who believes she is the supreme empress of the known universe <3<3"

Satoshi said OOC, "Everybody loves Rowen. >>"

Lionel said OOC, "Roger that."

Lionel said OOC, "I'd send him over there but he's currently locked in a session with Kalid who had to go run and do something OOCly."

Eric said OOC, "I must agree, it is very hard to dislike Rowen."

Lionel said OOC, "Sounds like fun though."

You said OOC, "And I love everybody Satocat.

Kelovath is worried for Larket

Kelovath whispered to you, "Any word or sight of King Parsithius or Queen Jacklin?"

Eric said OOC, "I'm serious about that cheese statue I mentioned once. I just need a bit of rp-free time to do it. And a mage on standby to enchant it."

You whispered to Kelovath, "Sadly not brave sir paladin. I am most concerned about their wellbeing."

Kelovath whispered to you, "I believe it may be time to gather those of Larket who have a voice amoung the people. Lord Luthentius. Myself. You. With the return of Vuryal, we must decide where we stand."

Ilydia said OOC, "I hate rowen. She keeps avoiding my mousetraps."

Satoshi said OOC, "Use rat traps then. >.>"

Ilydia said OOC, "I mean, I love you rowen >.>"

Ilydia said OOC, "rat traps are more expensive though <.<"

You whispered to Kelovath, "Indeed I am in a rather tricky postion. Natuarally as a priestess of Daedria I am against the evil Vuryal, but due to an agreement Jolie made with him to protect the Eldritch Cabal, I cannot publicly stand against him at this time without endangering the lives of my beloved clan mates."

Kelovath whispered to you, "I understand, Rowen. I won't ask you to do something to harm your clan. You are part of Larket though, so if you wouldn't mind, I would still like to update you on what Larket has planned, once plans have been made."

Eric sat down at the bar, sipping his orange juice again. He was of course, still analyzing and surveying the people, waiting for something interesting to happen, or someone call him over for a chat.

Rowen whispered to Kelovath, "Of course. I am and always shall be a loyal citizen of Larket, I will help in any way I can."

Rowen said to Tiphin, "You have my permission to approach and pay your respects to the supreme empress of the known universe."

Eric wishes permission to make a statue of the empress

Eric walked up, a good distance from Rowen, "Your Supremeness, " He began with a bow. Eric had been suffeciently bored, and thought he had to do something. "I wish to speak with you. May I aproach The Supreme Empress of the Known Universe?"

Tiphin looks around the room, quite interested to see the named empress. "Oh? And where might I find this empress?"

Rowen bows her head politely to Eric. "Of course you may approach, my loyal subject. Is there any way your empress may help you at this time?"

Rowen said to Tiphin, "Over here, stupid!"

Eric approached the little rat, standing in a regal pose, as if he were around nobility. He did indeed like feeding Rowens ego, it ammused him. "Your Supremeness, I wish to make a statue of you, to comemorate your vast rule of greatness," he said, he wore a polite little smile and spoke in a polite manner, portraying nobility and regalty as well.

Rowen ate an orange crayon.

Tiphin turns emerald eyes to the source of such rudeness and beholds the supreme.... rat? Eyes narrowing incredulously, the bard shakes his head. "Oh... You are the Supreme Empress of the Universe, eh." Turning his head away briefly, he whispers the word, "Cuckoo!" , then turns back to the rat. "My apologies for noticing your supreme radiance before." The sarcasm nearly drips from the elf's words.

Noxious yellow clouds of vapour are blown down from Xalious Mountains not from from the Northern Range. The corrosive clouds pollute the air in and around Xalious making it difficult to breath. The clouds appear to emanate from the same basic direction that the black dragons set out from last eve...

Rowen the vain little rat beams at Eric. Oh yes? And how can I help, would you like me to sit for you, that you can capture my likeness perfectly sir?

Eric sent Tiphin a quick look saying 'play along with this little game, it's actually fun.' "Your highness, of course I would indeed like you to pose. But it's the materials I need...one red squirrel, a rapier and a hat for you, but the important part is that it will be made of cheese, enchanted of course, to never melt not be tipped over, remaining unharmed. I'll need an amazing amount of cheese, a white cheese, a red cheese, and a yellow cheese, to make it various and artistic of course."]

Has someone been winding up Tiphin? Or does he run like clockwork?

Rowen seems most puzzled by Tiphin's behaviour, especially when he shouts 'cuckoo!'"Are you a clock, sir, If so you are very slow, you should have struck the hour over 15 mins ago."

Rowen said to Eric, "But of course. First thing tomorrow I shall send some of my royal minions to the cheese shop in Ferminville and bring you some of every type of cheese."

You gave 1 rapier to Eric.

You gave 3 Blue Rynvale cheese to Eric.

Eric said to you, "Ah, of course. Now, how have you been lately?"

You said to Eric, "I have been much troubled for the wellbeing of those of my subjects who inhabit the benighted backwater known as Hollow"

Tiphin merely shakes his head in amazement and limps quietly over to a corner, settling down into a chair.

Eric said to you, "and why is that, what, the goings on of late? Bah, let us speak of other things. Perhaps I could buy you a drink? Whatever you like, the patrons here know me well."

You said to Eric, "Please excuse me sir. Duty calls ( ooc sleep calls)"