RP:Raver's Trial by the Sixth Kelay Kangaroo Kourt

Judge Ojmuimnairne drains the last of her brandy, setting the glass on the seat behind herself as she scoots her bum off the warm seat in front of the fire. Landing on the ground solidly, using her walking stick as the constant aid for balance, the woman walks over to Mesthak. "I think it's about time we started preparing and arranging a bit, don't you think?" The disgruntled barkeep gives a nod of...disgruntlement and wanders to the corner containing the large metal objects. Reaching to the bottom of the podium, he lifts the object and carries it near the fire, off to the left side so that one standing at it to speak would be facing the general openness of the room. Ojmuimnairne waves her walking stick lightly to him. "A little more to the left." Mesthak grumbles and obliges.

Roussai said to Rheven, "Nice cat."

Rheven said to Roussai, "He does not take kindly to strangers."

Roussai said to Rheven, "Feline's are fickle animals."

Arien crosses to the side of the sick female the were-lion Garith, her clansmate had requested her to help. If he believed the child should be aided, she would trust his instincts. She turned the female flat on her back and began a murmured prayer that charged her holy magics. Her mana spiked in reaction to the dark power of the pendant, and her skin began to shimmer golden in the shadows of the tavern. Her breath became a golden stream of light that snaked its way from her mouth across the space between them and into every open orifice on the female, making her shudder at the clash between the dark and light magics in her soul. Arien reached out a pale hand and pressed it lightly to the abdomen of the girl, pulsing a beam of light energy into her core. The intensity of the magics being used, stirred the currents of the air around the high elf, and flame red tresses stirred, seeming to take on a light and life of their own. Emerald eyes were a blaze of light a moment longer, until, as suddenly as it had begun, it was over. The paladin, weary in body, rocked back on her heels. "It is done." The echo of the voice of her son penetrates her consciousness. He was hurt. Moving away from the side of the woman, she made swift progress to the exit.

Rowen has her pendant deactivated for just a moment. "Thank you." She says sweetly to the Paladin

Judge Ojmuimnairne nods in satisfaction at the placement of the podium. She waves for Mesthak to now bring the stair-chair combo up behind the podium, which he does. As the elderly woman begins making her ascent towards the chair, Mesthak grabs the brokenest, stainedest bar stool over and sets it to the right side of the fireside. When Ojmuimnairne reaches the top of the stairs, she sits in the chair and swivels slightly to see properly. After a moment, she raises her walking stick in the air, though soon it turns into a compact hammer, which she bangs on the top of the podium loudly, sending the sound of clashing metal echoing through the tavern. "If I may have your attention please, the trial will be beginning shortly. If I could please ask everyone who will be staying to clear from those two tables for the time being." She points to a table a ways in front of the podium and one equally as far from the broken stool.

Damonn said to Rowen, "now that your healed you gonna terrorize more people"

Rowen said to Damonn, "Not now Damonn, unless you really want me too, my tummy still hurts and I am an important witness at the trial."

Damonn whispered to you, "since lady dominique is not here she has put me as a replacement baylif"

Roussai sighs, "I wish you call would shut up."

Damonn said to Rowen, "no thats okay"

Roussai said, "All, I mean."

Rowen snuggles close to Dammon "Thanks for looking after me, my friend."

Damonn looks over at rowen and grins "no worries anytime"

Judge Ojmuimnairne nods to Damonn. "Alright, Mr. Damonn. If things start getting out of hand, I'll call on you to take care of it." She claps her hands high in the air, loudly. "People! Please get off yer bums and move so that we're ready! The defendant will be here momentarily and we don't want to give him the opportunity to commit any more crimes on the way to his table."

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Damonn, "Go outside the tavern, now, and prepare to bring Raver in."

Rowen hold her stomach and groans in pain

Damonn exits south.

Judge Ojmuimnairne brings her gavel down on the top surface of the podium, shuffling a few papers around before she begins to speak authoritatively. "This is the seven-hundred seventy-fourth and five halves meeting of the Sixth Kelay Kangaroo Kourt, People vs Prince Raver. Bailiff, please bring in the defendant."

Raver enters with Damonns hand at his back

Rowen continues to hold her stomach and groan in pain, though she has stopped throwing up at least for now.

Damonn continues to push raver "keep it movin" and needs a beating stick for raver :]

Raver trips over an extended foot placed in his way by Leirial who says " excuse my fooot " . Raver slides across the floor his eyes getting darker as he makes his way . He gets up his eyes clearer now. Making his way Regally into the prisoners Box

Damonn whispered something to Rowen.

Rowen gave 1 walking stick to Damonn.

Arabella walks into the tavern, she stops, glances around, then takes a deep breath, and walks forward. She heads to the back of the tavern on the left side smiling slightly. Seems to be that she is in a very good mood.

Rowen said to Damonn, ""here my friend beat him with this. I have over thirty over weapons if you would prefer."

Leirial blinks at Raver who tripped over his foot, "Sorry about that." He says absently.

Raver said to Leirial, "I have no doubt that the judge asked you to help me in ."

Rowen throws a skin of milk over to Raver

Thorton said to Rowen, "in a whisper ,hello new friend how are you this evening"

Damonn hits raver with the walking stick making him go into the box "no this is fine"

Judge Ojmuimnairne nods carefully, a solemn expression on her face as she adjusts her spectacles to read the papers in front of her. "And the defendant will be prosecuted by...erm..." Her brows furrow at the paper before she bangs the gavel. "Alright, so someone gummed up the paperwork and we don't have a prosecutor." She stands atop the small staircase and eyes the gathered crowd carefully. "Who wishes to prosecute Prince Raver for his crimes. Oh, yes, the crimes, right..." She looks back down on the papers. "Prince Raver, you have been accused with commiting acts of public decency in these lands, adjacent lands, and lands adjacent to those lands, including but not limited to drinking milk in a public place of alcohol consumption, offering your blood to a strange vampire, and others. How do you plead?"

Rowen gave 2 milk to Raver.

Damonn said to Rowen, "hmm what else you have something more heavier maybe"

Rowen said to Thorton, "Shh The trial is commencing. I am an important witness!"

Rowen gave 1 double-bladed battle-axe to Damonn.

Raver sees the skin of milk coming his way and catches it drinking the milk to fortify him , even as Damonn does his duty beating him about the head and body , forcing into the right box , as he had been sitting with Nancy. As he passes by he says to thorton " I am most well "

Damonn said to Rowen, "my god i don't want to kill him"

Rowen gave 4 bastard sword to Damonn.

Damonn gave 1 double-bladed battle-axe to Rowen.

Rowen gave 1 brass knuckles to Damonn.

Rowen gave 1 broad sword to Damonn.

Rowen gave 1 crude dagger to Damonn.

Judge Ojmuimnairne gave 1 kick-in the-pants to Rowen.

Kathleen sizes Roussai up.

Raver looks about the Kourt " Your Honor. While I have been accused of many things , both good and evil , in this land , other lands and even throughout the passage of time itself. Helping a newcomer to either fall off a cliff * thinks of a few he helped * or not to * thinking of the creatures he directed them into *. Perhaps even saving their lives , by means other than usual. I protest the accusation of Drinking Milk .

Rowen looks up as Ojmuimnairne gives her a kick in the pants " Er I only have another 25 or so weapons to hand him your honur, seems a shame not to beat Prince raver well while we have the chance!"

Thorton said to you, "yes i will"

Rowen gave 1 pick axe to Damonn.

Rowen gave 1 pirates cutlass to Damonn.

Damonn puts the brass knuckles on "hmm these are good" he looks over the swords and axes "hmm"

Rowen gave 1 swordfish to Damonn.

Roussai looks to the Lycan Kathleen and curls his lip in distaste. The expression goes unseen though as it is hidden behind the Avian's mask, and such.

Rowen gave 1 katana to Damonn.

Arabella quirks and eyebrow at the weapons, she shrugs.

Keturah , who that evening was sporting a large bandage upon her nose, grinned brightly at Dezerae. She offered a wave and mouthed a silent "'Allo". However, she seemed quite uncertain of whether or not she could talk while the trial of 'Drinking Milk' was in session or not.

Judge Ojmuimnairne sighs, leaning on the podium slightly. "Alright, so we'll procede. Does the prosecution...grr..." She grumbles at the sight of no one at the plaintiff table. Closing her eyes and pointing, her finger points to Thorton before she opens her eyes. "You, come and be the prosecutor." She shuffles the papers some more before calling out, "Alright, bring forth the first witness, a Miss Rowen?" She looks up for a moment before saying to Thorton, "Your witness first."

Mihael silently enters and watches with eager intent. The old man smokeing his weed as he does so.

Rowen said, "That's me thats me! I'm an important witness!!"

Kathleen begins to flex her muscles, oh yes - she was not dumb... Roussai seemed far more powerful than any other within the tavern. Pure childish behavior led the lycan this way, Kathleen's eyes being rude to leave his mass.

Rowen drops a few more weapons for Damonn to choose from

Roussai left his eyes locked upon the furry creature, "What holds your attention so, mutt?"

Rowen gave 1 hand axe to Damonn.

Damonn has heavy ass armor on and heavy weapons on damonn almost falls backwards but catches himself "phew"

Rowen gave 1 light sword to Damonn.

Rowen gave 1 rusty dagger to Damonn.

Kathleen said to Roussai, "Your pretty feathers. They are fascinating. I do tell you, sir, I am -far- from a mutt." She frowns, "Here I am, parading you in compliments and you go and call me such a thing? How rude!"

Rowen gave 1 wooden club to Damonn.

Cris stands amidst the tavern's occupants as she has for some time, a statue in how still she remains. It's only now that she moves, first eyes, then chin lifting as she gazes about the tavern. As always, she says nothing, gives her attention solely to no one, and even as she breaks her statue-esque posture, the only contact she even has with anyone is to uncourteously bump into more than one being on her way to read over any new notices upon the board. Perhaps she might find something to laugh at mixed in with all the inane postings.

Dezerae averts her gaze from the fire, crimson orbs meeting the familiar woman. She nods and then realizes what's been happening around her. Still, the situation is not given much attention since the feline's focus moves back to the fire.

Thorton said to Rowen, "can you take the stand please"

Mihael turns his head around, the neck spinning completely one hundred and eighty degrees to see Roussai. Clearly this was not the original man, but a mere clone of some sorts. "I hope you are not speaking to me."

Judge Ojmuimnairne drops her gavel on the podium multiple times, shouting out to the others in the tavern. "Order. Order in the Kourt! We're trying to carry out a trial here, people!" She brings out a quill, just in case anyone decides to be smart.

Roussai said to Kathleen, "Perhaps. Perhaps not. Though it is hard not to notice the stench of the infected in you."

Rowen said to Thorton, "Take it where?"

Roussai said to Mihael, "Why would I speak to you?"

Thorton said to Rowen, "your honour i request rowen to take the stand"

Arabella looks at Leirial. She leans in his ear to whisper something.

Raver said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "I would like to order a Baginis Burger , with fried roots and a Chocolate Milk "

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Rowen, "If you'll sit on that stool there. *points to a gnarly stool placed to the right of the fireplace*"

Thorton said to Rowen, "at the right side of her honor"

Arabella whispered something to Leirial.

Damonn takes the club and smashes it into a table breaking it "oops"

Kathleen said to Roussai, "Humpf. Well, you look rather stunning. I am sure you knew that already, stranger. I must be off to patrol Larket. Have a nice day."

Rowen said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Where do you want me to take it to, your honor?"

Judge Ojmuimnairne writes down Raver's order before readdressing Rowen. "Just sit there, my dear."

Keturah carefully maneuvers herself around the crowd toward the feline. Reaching her, the druidess takes a seat in a nearby chair. "What's the matter, Miss Dezerae?" she whispered.

Rowen picks up a hatstand and carries it over to the right hand side of the jdge. "Will here do?" she asks, throwing a few more weapons over for Damonn to beat Raver with.

Thorton said to Rowen, "do you wish to be placed in irons or cooperate"

Rowen sits down grinning impotantly.

Rowen gave 1 rapier to Damonn.

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Thorton, "Calm yourself, counsel. There will only be biscuit stuffings in my Kourtroom."

Rowen said to Thorton, "Just hand this to Damonn would you?"

Rowen gave 1 rusty dagger to Thorton.

Damonn leans up againts a wall "damn how many weapons do you have"

Thorton said to Rowen, "have you ever been present to see raver doing nice things for others and in a low voice drink milk"

Rowen gave 1 rapier to Damonn.

Dezerae said to Keturah, "Nothing. Does something seem wrong?"

Raver picked up 1 black rum.

Mihael said to Roussai, "You can ask yourself that question just now. Though I was not sure if you were refering to my looking abon the Trail with some assertiveness."

Damonn hits raver upside the head with the club "put that rum down damnit"

Rowen said to Thorton, ""I certainly have! I saw him drink milk the other day in this very tavern" She leans forward, holds her stomach and groans, "And just now infont of the whole kourt, I threw him a skin of milk and he drank it. And he has been kind to me on many occassions." she pauses to throw more weapons to Damonn."Many many occasions, a heinous crime! "

Raver fidgets in the Prisoners box ... Nancy down below delivering his ...meal.

Rowen gave 1 katana to Damonn.

Keturah shrugged, tapping at her bandaged nose thoughtfully. "I suppose not. Perhaps I am wrong in believing that staring into a fire alone means something is wrong." She chuckled, lifing her hand to scratch at her hair. "Well then, how goes?"

Judge Ojmuimnairne gasps a little at the witnesses testimony but continues listening wordlessly for the time being.

Leirial seems to appear from out of nowhere, spontaneously generating next to you.

Rowen gave 1 rusty dagger to Damonn.

Rowen gave 1 brass knuckles to Damonn.

Thorton said to Rowen, "do you beleive he should be punished for breaking the law of the land regarding these things"

Rowen said to Thorton, "I certainly do! I think I should be allowed to torture him on his own rack!"

Leirial whispered something to Arabella.

Dezerae eyes the woman's face, especially her nose. Feline eyes instictively narrow while she responds, "Things aren't as great as they could be. But oh well."

Leirial said to Raver, "What about a judge? I have nothing to do with your... legal affairs."

Rowen gave 1 scimitar to Damonn.

Judge Ojmuimnairne begins writing on the pile of papers in front of herself.

Arabella whispered something to Leirial.

Damonn falls frontwards cause of the weapons with a thud and clank he struggles to get up "ahhh! damnit help me"

Rowen gave 1 rusty dagger to Damonn.

Thorton say to the judge your honor i believe i made my case but will keep the ability to cross examine any of the other witnesses

Raver said to Leirial, "we promised not to speak about that night with those two female lawyers "

Rowen gave 1 fishing pole to Damonn.

Arabella looks at Rurik. She taps her empty seat next to her for him to sit. She grins.

Judge Ojmuimnairne nods to Thorton before looking to the defense. "Your witness, if you dare," the judge says tentatively before resuming her rapid scribbling

Rowen gave 1 crude dagger to Damonn.

Rowen gave 1 rusty dagger to Damonn.

Damonn gets up but in squating position struggling to stand "ahhh!"

Mihael said to Damonn, "Need some help there laddy?"

Thorton say to the judge in a surprising turn of events i would like to testify to these charges myself

Damonn said to Mihael, "please"

Rowen gave 1 pirates cutlass to Damonn.

Raver looks up and whispers into his lawyers ear. The lawyers eyes get all wide .... " Yes prince raver I understand " ..... NOW Miss Rowen is it .... I see you are rather Injured. Graoning even to the point of being hardly able to breath ... It is our contention that You were coerced into this false testimony and we can produce witnesses to that effect * looking to Mesthak and the other var staff * ... Care to recant your perjurise testmony and tell us the truth of this vile evil man ,, how he tortured you ,, and imprisoned you ?

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Thorton, "Not yet! Wait your turn! If we let people run up all willy nilly we'd never get anything done!"

Keturah frowned. "That sounds.. bleak. Would you like to be talking about it with me?" The woman's smile returned, and she seemed completely oblivious to the attention her nose was getting.

Raver said to Thorton, "after Rowen "

Dezerae furrows her brow, a hand directed to the woman's face. She doesn't touch it or anything, just points. "I rather not talk about it. It's not important."

Mihael snaps his fingers, from beneath his cloak several whisps of smoke rise and materialize into four seperate puppets. Each not only carrying their own weapons, but assisting in carrying the weapons scattered about the floor. "How's that?"

Leirial said to Raver, "Was that the night with the whips and fairy dust? What-a-night! *laughs*"

Damonn said to Raver, "shush you!"

Leirial whispered something to Arabella.

Rowen says to the defense council just cos he has behaved within the law and tortured and beat me in the past, does not excuse his more recent heinous crimes. What's perjurous? Can you drink it? I'll have a double please?

Damonn stands up and nods to mihael "yes thank you phew" he cracks his back

Raver said to Leirial, "My lawyer may wish to call you /.."

Arabella whispered something to Leirial.

Judge Ojmuimnairne writes down Rowen's order in the Kourt before banging the gavel, looking at Leirial. "No fraternizing with the accused, ma'am! Save that for later."

Leirial whispered something to Arabella.

Damonn hits raver upside the head "the hell i say!"

Raver watches as Rowen is being Cross examined. " Now Now Miss Rowen You are asking this Kourt to believe that a man who can brutally torture, whip , beat you , has toally changed his ways. ? Is it not possible that said man Prince Raver may not be adjusting his behaviour for say ,,, a woman ,,, a fiancee?

Leirial wonders if Oj just called him a m'am. What is with that.

Arabella whispered something to Leirial.

Judge Ojmuimnairne tries to listen to the testimonies but is befuddled by the vacant stare of Leirial. "Yes, you, shhh!"

Leirial whispered something to Arabella.

Keturah 's hand moves back to her nose, rubbing it gingerly. "Vicious sewing accident," she explained; if one would call it an explanation. With a shrug, she looked the feline over, "Mm. But if it is bothering you it -is- important. However, I will respect your wish to not talk.. Reluctantly respect."

Leirial said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "I am a MAN!"

Raver said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Your Honor I can attest to that ,, his sword is just slightly smaller than mine,."

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Leirial, "Dun you counterdict me or I'll hold you and contempt!"

Dezerae drops her hand, eyes relaxing until they look dead. "Oh. Sewing? You sew? Since when?" The other part of the woman's words are ignored.

Damonn goes over to rowen and stands beside her with all the weapons "so many damn weapons"

Rowen says to The desfence council Being afraid of his fiancee is no excuse for breaking the laws of the land. Besides in my experience he is usuallu more terrified of him bother Nemisis who beats him for drinking hard liquor. Maybe Neni should be on trial as an accessory to these crimes. A handbag perhaps.

Mihael smiles at the judges words, "I like this one." He takes another hit of his pipe before letting out a large puff cloud of smoke.

Arabella whispered something to Leirial.

Mystic says to Rurik, "hello"

Rowen said to Damonn, "You can give em few weapon back if they are too heavy for you puppy er I mean Mr Baillif"

Leirial is so disgruntled he does not know what to say!

Judge Ojmuimnairne bangs the gavel. "ORDER!!!"

Raver said to Rowen, "How could you after all I have done for you , beaten you , tortured you upon my own rack , loved you ...* stops right there when he realizes that shows his nice side * "

Rurik said to Mystic, "Hello."

Arabella laughs quietly at Leirial.

Damonn bangs the club and gives rowen the club and some swords but keep "shut the hell up!!"

Rowen said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Can you add the crime of Love to this list of charges please yer honor!"

Damonn said to Rowen, "don't make me drown you in these weapons miss rowen"

Raver said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "I would like A Peryton Pir and more chocolate milk "

Judge Ojmuimnairne said, "Done. *a quick scrawl on the paper*"

Damonn gave 1 wooden club to Rowen.

Judge Ojmuimnairne also scrawls Raver's second order.

Cerius said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "I object to the accusation of love as a crime, your honor! Love is a cruel, fickle thing... hardly befitting the title of descency! If anything... it is far worse torture than any of those he listed before it."

Rowen said to Damonn, "I jut thought they were getting a bit heavy for you. I'll help you beat Prince raver as soon as I have finished testifing!"

Raver ate a strawberries.

Mystic says, "How are you dear Rurik?"

Raver drank a milk.

Damonn gave 2 rapier to Rowen.

Dergious passes gas loudly... it sounds wet.

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Cerius, "Objection noted. I'll consider it, stranger."

Thorton say to the judge your honor a chocolate milk that is his very crime what is going on here

Leirial gives Arabella a quick kiss on the cheek and slaps her behind playfully, "See you later!"

Damonn said to Rowen, "ooo okay i'll give you half then will beat the hell out of him hows that sound "

Rurik said to Mystic, "alright, yourself?"

Raver watches as his defense attorney says " Your Honor I am finished with this witness "

Arabella smiles in happiness. Today was just her day.

Keturah winced, then chuckled as she recounted her "accident". "Oh. Not well.. I discovered. Since the hole was already there, I stuck something in it. But then it started turning red, so I covered it with a bandage." She tapped at her nose, perhaps not realizing that talk of sewing and her nose was a not so subtle change of subject- or perhaps she did. Her pleasent change of attitude make it difficult to tell.

Cerius nodded firmly, then turned back to his book. "Let it be added, then, that this objection came from one Cedwendruth of Sunhammer... in case you intend to keep records."

Damonn gave 2 katana to Rowen.

Rowen said to Damonn, "That sounds delightful my dear puppy..er Mr Bailiff sir."

Judge Ojmuimnairne takes more notes. "Alright alright, continue."

Rowen leaps around the hatstand as soon as the defence attorney say she has finished with her and begins beating Raver around the head with a wooden club.

Damonn said to Rowen, "grr puppy"

Dezerae runs a hand through her hair, staring, no...admiring the bandage on her nose. Scarlet locks are given a brief shake before she nods, "Sounds terrrible. I'll be sure not to try..sewing, was it? Yes, that."

Raver covers himself up until he realizes it is the velvet covered wooden club he himself used on Rowen " ohh Roooowen "

Judge Ojmuimnairne shouts at Rowen, "Save that for later!! Next witness." She calms a little. "Mr. Prosecutor, if you please. I'll ask questions on your behalf for your testimony."

Thorton say to the judge yes yer honour

Rowen sighs, drops the club, and begins striking him with the flat of a katana.

Mihael drank a milk.

Raver oh oh oh is all he says

Kalina exits south.

Mihael gets a bit woozy from the milk. "Dash mighsh offs bins ace mistakees."

Raver said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Your Honor Mihael Just drank ..... Milk"

Mihael walks over to Raver he turns to face Rowen, "Cansh eyes helpses?"

Rolan appears from the south.

Raver said to Mihael, "thats what you get for ordering Mesthaks special he loads it with rum "

Rowen said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Save what for later yer honor? The perjurous? I never even got my bloody drink! Nancy should be sacked" she continues to beat Raver with the flat of the blade."

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Damonn, "Bailiff! Strike that milk drinker. *points at Mihael*"

Damonn pulls rowen away "easy"

Thorton say to the judge your honour i to have been witness to ravers kindness,,,as you know i am new to these lands and raver helped me with gold,clothing,,medicine and the like

Rowen gave 1 hammer-of-giant strength to Mihael.

Mihael said to Raver, "Eyes dinsh gesh Mestaks speshal."

Keturah 's grin broadened. "Or cooking," she added thoughtfully. "That also hurts. You know.. even wielding a mop can be painful. Quite painful." She lowered her fingers to her lap, drumming them over her skirt. "So.. what have you been doing recently; excluding anything you'd rather not talk about, of course."

Raver jumps up LIES its all LIES I tell you * knowing it is not *

Damonn goes over to mihael and strikes him with the club "what were you thinking drinking milk" he hits him again

Rowen said to Mihael, "You can bea him with this hammer-of-giant strength my friend!"

Mihael looks at the weapon placed in his hand, "Eyes prefersh my ownsh." The lycan pulls out his staff, he begins to smack Raver on top of the head. "Hehe, dish fush."

Judge Ojmuimnairne looks at Thorton. "You forgot to swear, sir witness!" She holds out a sheaf of papers in Thorton's general direction. "Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth, so help you Cod?" Her bespectacled gaze watches the man carefully.

Dezerae moves her hair to one shoulder. "I've been watching Arius. He gave me a few cuts and bruises but they healed already. Besides that, life is uneventful."

Judge Ojmuimnairne bangs the gavel -yet again-. "Order! Order in the Kourt! And not you, Raver. You've had enough."

Raver erects a safety cage and then wonders if he should patent is a WIFE PROTECTION sysyem for married men

Raver is just about to order more food but goes quiet

Thorton say to the judge holding back laughter why yes ,,yes i do ,uncertain about what was just said

Rowen gets out her hack saw and begins sawing her way into the safety cage so they may continue to beat Prince Raver.

Rowen shouts "I still never got my pear juice!"

Mihael blinks at the cage. He sighs as the staff flashes for a second and changes into Mihael's personal Katana. He then begins to hack and slash wildly at the safety cage. "Gish becks hersh."

Judge Ojmuimnairne retracts the sheaf of paper and leans heavily on the podium. "Now what is your name, and where were you on the night in question, and did you see the defendant blatantly passing out handouts to the poor, drinking milk, and other such *shivers* publicly decent things?"

Damonn just looks at rowen then to nana "umm her"

Keturah said to Dezerae, "Arius has? He seems like such a sweet boy. What happened?"

Rowen is worried Raver my be hungry, the poor dear.

Rowen gave 1245 biscuit to Raver.

Dezerae said to Keturah, "Oh, he is a sweet boy. I started the whole thing. We were....healing."

Damonn pulls rowen away from the cage "my god animals!!"

Rowen gave 120 black rum to Raver.

Mihael stops swinging the katana as he eyes the biscuits. His saphire orbs lighting up like a child given candy. "Dash wookies chummy."

Raver stuffs his face full of chocolate biscuits , doening them with milk

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Rowen, "There you go, tthat's the proper punishment! There will be no more beatings, only biscuit stuffings." To emphasize the point, she calls forth the entire stock of biscuits from the back room"

Keturah frowned and shook her head. "I am not understanding."

Judge Ojmuimnairne bought 10000 biscuit for 0 gold, 0 silver, and 10000 copper.

Thorton say to the judge yes i did see and receive items from raver as well witnessed him ordering milk here

Judge Ojmuimnairne dropped 10000 biscuit.

Raver gets up and says " and Chocolate Milk "

Rowen said to Damonn, "Animals? Where? Is there a giraffe? I like giraffes! Can I have my toys back please Damonn puppy, you're not even beating him any more!"

Mihael jumps on the biscuits, the lycan man not called the sin of gluttony for nothing.

Mihael picked up 300 biscuit.

Thorton picked up 1 biscuit.

Mihael ate a biscuit.

Judge Ojmuimnairne nods to the witness and shuffles some more papers around. "I see. And can you describe what you saw the defendant doing, please, and why exactly you were there?" She begins scribbling again.

Dezerae said to Keturah, "You wouldn't...it's okay."

Rowen ate 10000 biscuits

Mihael ate a biscuit.

Raver watches as his lawyer makes some notes ... B Flat ,,, C minus ....

Mihael ate a biscuit.

Rowen throws an apple core at Raver

Mihael stuffs his face full of biscuits as he eats them whole. Not even bothering to swallow he shoves biscuit after biscuit into his mouth.

Thorton say to the judge i was here to rest and drink some whiskey and look around

Rowen gave 1 rotted apple-core to Raver.

Mihael ate a biscuit.

Shaelyn said to Mihael, "You're gonna choke, eating like that."

Mihael ate a biscuit.

Damonn seems to appear from out of nowhere, spontaneously generating next to you.

Mihael ate a biscuit.

Raver said to Rowen, "you know what I like rowen "

Mihael ate a biscuit.

Thorton picked up 1 biscuit.

Damonn said to Rowen, "i can't your in the way!!"

Thorton ate a biscuit.

Mihael turns around at the voice, growling as if his food has been threatened.

Rowen wishes she had some dead fish left. Instaed she throws a dead rat at her friend in the cage.

Infidus picked up 1 biscuit.

Keturah shrugged, still shaking her head. "Healing? I know the word.. but not the.. Oh. What is the word for this.. Context? I think. I know the word but not the context." She shrugged her shoulder again, slight smile strung on her features. "Do you enjoy watching, Arius?"

Rowen moves out of the way o allow Damonn to beat Raver to his hearts content.

Judge Ojmuimnairne raises a brow, bringing a paper from the pile forth and reading from it for a moment. "Mr Witness, it seems that, according to this testimony by an anonymous source, that Mr Raver had an accomplice in these acts. The other name is smudged, though...tee...aytch...oh...are...tee...and then it's smudged. Can you testify as to this accomplice?"

Thorton picked up 1 biscuit.

Dezerae smiles softly, leaning back into her seat, "Yes. I do. I love that child to death..."

Shaelyn lofted a brow at the growl. "Temper temper. Go ahead then. Stuff your face like there shall be no tomorrow. But I'd love to see how it sounds when you finally need to ask for a swallow of milk."

Judge Ojmuimnairne shouted, "No more beatings! Biscuit stuffings only!"

Rowen said, "It was an accessory! A handbag your honor, a hand bag!"

Infidus enters the tavern glances around the room takes a biscuit from the large pile and sits at his usual table

Thorton say to the judge it was nemisis your honour he attacked me badly

Mihael stops midway of stuffing another six biscuit into his mouth. "Milsh? Veres?"

Keturah said to Dezerae, "Do you want to keep him?"

Thorton picked up 1 biscuit.

Damonn said, "damnit!"

Shaelyn smiles smugly. "Didn't catch that, dearie. Sorry."

Dezerae blinks, brow raised at the thought, "Uh..what?"

Rowen looks very disapointed can't we beat him for just a few more hours your honour?

Judge Ojmuimnairne stares at the paper. "Nemisis? That sure is a strange way to spell...wait, attacked you? I object! The witness is providing hearsay. What about that is hearsay? The fact that I heard him and he said it. Sustained. Strike that last bit of testimony from the records. That is all. Your witness."

Mihael stuffs the biscuits in his mouth before he picks up some more, walking over to Shaelyn, "Veres dash Milsh?"

Infidus said to Damonn, "What i miss?"

Mihael gave 1 hammer-of-giant strength to Rowen.

Damonn said to Rowen, "lets stuff his arse like a turkey gobble gobble!"

Shaelyn continued to grin, now cupping her hand behind her ear for added theatrics. "Eh? Couldn't understand you through all that biscuit-mumbling."

Keturah furrowed her brow. "Did I say it wrong? Keep him? As in.. mm. Be like a mother to him?"

Damonn gave 4 bastard sword to Rowen.

Damonn gave 4 rusty dagger to Rowen.

Rowen said to Damonn, "Er I believe biscuits traditionally go in the other end, puppy."

Mihael spits the biscuits out onto Shaelyn's lap. "Veres dash MIlsh? Veres dash Milsh? Veres dash Milsh?"

Damonn gave 2 pirates cutlass to Rowen.

Dezerae recoils into her seat, "I can't...I'd like to but I can't. He has a mother and a father and I'm not part of that little family..."

Damonn said to Rowen, "his mouth not that end"

Raver said to Thorton, "* Raver watches his lawyer stand * Now Mr Thorton is it ... You say that Prince raver gave you things .... Such as those clawed Evil Gauntlets .... perhaps that food and drink ... I assume all the drinks he gave you were Milk ... and I have it here ,, that a Miss Deidre * looks at the statement * says that Prince Raver tested you by leaving you running around in the woods looking for the Tavern ... ?"

Damonn gave 1 scimitar to Rowen.

Shaelyn quickly leaps to her feet, sending the glob of mush to splatter at her feet. "Eeewww! You spit in my lap and expect me to tell you where the milk is?! Ugh..."

Damonn gave 2 crude dagger to Rowen.

Thorton say to the judge i must leave now your honor and hope raver will be released as im his acomplice

Thorton picked up 1 biscuit.

Mystic picked up 1 biscuit.

Thorton picked up 1 biscuit.

Mystic picked up 1 biscuit.

Mihael eyes the food and practically screams. He quickly gobbles up all the food again. "Veres dash Milsh fleece?"

Cerius seems to appear from out of nowhere, spontaneously generating next to you.

Kasyr slips into the inane discord that happens to be Kelay Tavern, likely unnoticed due to said randomosities which are currently taken place- and simply begins to pour over the message board.

Keturah said to Dezerae, "Maybe a.. foster mother? Or something."

Damonn said to Infidus, "beatings and stuffing"

Kuhbon seems to appear from out of nowhere, spontaneously generating next to you.

Judge Ojmuimnairne nods to Thorton, writing and taking nothing he said after 'leave' into account. "Very well. Thank you for your testimony. And now, bailiff, if you would take the stand." The ruffles some papers a moment. "This time the defense goes first."

Damonn gave 1 fishing pole to Rowen.

Shaelyn scrunched her nose up and stumbled backwards into her chair. She quickly motioned-with a quite disgruntled frown- to Nancy to bring the man some milk. "I do not have fleas..." she muttered.

Damonn gave 1 pick axe to Rowen.

Dezerae said to Keturah, "No...I can't be any of that...I have no chance of taking that title."

Shaelyn bought 10 milk.

Damonn gave 2 brass knuckles to Rowen.

Raver raises his hands and as Thorton is talking naming himself as an accomplice speaks ancient words and wisks him away into another part of Hollow under a sleeping speel that will last 12 hourts

Shaelyn gave 10 milk to Mihael.

Damonn gave 1 broad sword to Rowen.

Mystic finds a comfortable place in the back, waiting, wondering how to ever repay him.

Damonn gave 1 light sword to Rowen.

Damonn gave 1 hand axe to Rowen.

Infidus said to Damonn, "oh sounds like my kind of party, just needs a little bit of sucking in there too."

Rowen bought 1000 biscuit.

Mihael jumps up and down at the sight of the milk and downs all ten in one go. Bringing the man way over his limit.

Mihael drank a milk.

Rowen gave 1000 biscuit to Raver.

Mihael drank a milk.

Damonn dumps all of rowen's weapons on her "there ya go"

Mihael drank a milk.

Keturah said to Dezerae, "Why?"

Mihael drank a milk.

Raver said to Damonn, "* the defense lawyer become a gorgeous looking woman * Ahh Now Mr Damonn , You make such a good bailiff , you beat my client well and yet you have a secret to tell this Kourt do you not ... about my client , and the atrocities he has committed ?"

Mihael drank a milk.

Rowen falls over backwards from the weight of all her own weapons "Er thanks puppy" She says from her collapsed position on the floor.

Dezerae said to Keturah, "I just can't. They have the perfect family and I'm not going to ruin it for them."

Kasyr bought 10000 biscuit.

Shaelyn narrows her eyes as Mihael so greedily drinks up so many glasses of milk in one sitting. "Right. Well, I should be going now before that one loses it. Chewed up biscuits is my limit for nasty things in my lap."

Kasyr dropped 10000 biscuit.

Mihael stumbles over toward Raver, he begins to poke the man as he smiles.

Ozzor : A slight breeze passes over the fire, temporarily dimming the room. The tavern door is open, a figure stands in the doorway, wrapped from head to toe. A mummy, yes one of the higher forms of undeath achieved through a score of painful rituals. The undead necromancer stalks through the doorway, hidden eyes scanning the abundant sea of patrons, "It is finished, I am complete." Those words alone are uttered as he passes by, ignoring the stares of those unaccustomed to seeing strange individuals. A seat is taken in the rear of the tavern before the mummy begins to chant. Two skeletal zombies enter the establishment only moments later, looking as if they had clawed their way out of a grave, and smelling like it as well. His new guards approach the necromancer, bowing and taking posts on either side.

Mystic smiles to herself, then looks over her should at Rurik, as her smile just widens even more

Damonn looks at the lady "i may"

Rowen looks over at the mummy with little interest, it is not her mummy, her mummy is the Lich Diiroehn, ( her mother rather at least in Rowen's rather confused mind) besides the youn assassin is currently collpsed under a huge pile od arms ( and weapons too)

Keturah said quietly, "Maybe you want a baby of your own?" She stood abruptly, frowning. "I apologize; I must be off for this evening. Goodnight, Miss Dezerae."

Damonn goes and digs rowen out the waepons "sorry"

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Damonn, "Get back on the stand, bailiff, or I'll force you to stuff biscuits down your own throat!"

Cerius moved to stand behind the defendant... leaning in to speak privately.

Raver said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Your Honor I ask the right to retain Cerius as defnse council"

Mystic dropped 4850 biscuit.

Mihael continues to smile and poke Raver. "Jews insh twables."

Damonn gets back on the stand "geez okies"

Judge Ojmuimnairne stares at Raver for a long time, concentrating, focusing. After a good long time, she shakes her head as if waking up from a reverie. "Wha-what? Whadya want? Oh, yes, sure, I think that's fair."

Cerius whispered something to Raver.

Dezerae stares at the space Keturah previously occupied. Eventually, she leans forward, hiding her face with her hands.

Raver picks up a katana and slaughters the Defense attorney and send the body to the kitchen for the days meal..

Rowen pushes her way out from under the pile of weapons, staggers over to Damonn, an seems about to throw up all over him.

Raver said to Cerius, "Defense attorney Cerius Damoon is supposed to testify to my meanness "

Judge Ojmuimnairne bangs the gavel again. "Order. Enough slaying of the defense attorneys. Do you have anything further for the witness, defense?"

Rowen gave 1 red rose to Mihael.

Damonn back away from rowen "hey get away no throw up on me"

Raver said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Your Honor Damonn never answered "

Mystic closes her eyes at the pounding headache she feels. She quickly finishes her drink and stands up warily, then heads out the door to get some fresh air around her.

Rowen eats a defence attorney stew.

Mihael looks at the rose. "Pweeteesh. Dish doos wiseley."

Cerius whispered something to Raver.

Rowen said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "May I have a quiet word with you please your honor?"

Mihael adds a little pepper to the stew for Rowen.

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Raver, "Indeed he did. He said 'I may.' Now continue."

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Rowen, "Can't it wait until after the trial? I am very busy, you know."

Raver whispered something to Cerius.

Rowen ate another defence attorney stew.

Damonn hits rowen for eating his stew "i was gonna eat that"

Judge Ojmuimnairne throws a biscuit at Rowen for her obvious misstep in thinking that the judge had time to prattle away on silly things like private words and deep sea diving and burrowing.

Judge Ojmuimnairne gave 1 biscuit to Rowen.

Rowen said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "It is perti....pertina...perrrty....er about the trial your honor."

Raver slathers his lips for stew

Cerius adjusted his dress robes and settled in to sit where Raver's former defense attorney had been. "Your honor... Cedwendruth of Sunhammer... Legal Counsel for Prince Raver. I believe we spoke briefly previously." He then turned to his client and nodded. "Mister Prince Raver... is there any other individual in this room who can attest to your public indescency, lack of good character, and all-around malevolent existence?"

Damonn said to Mystic, "yes"

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Rowen, "*waves a hand annoyedly* You had your chance to add things, now there shall be no more adding to the addendum of admonitions and adverse additives!"

Rowen give Dammon a bowl of defence attorney stew. "Plenty to go around puppy. It was delicous, he must have been that unique specimem, a good lawyer."

Raver said to Cerius, "* drags forward Leirial ,,, pushing Damonn back , his secret safe for another day * Cerius This Is Leirial ,, ask him about the fwemale lawyers .."

Mystic smile at Damonn

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Damonn, "Bailiff, you're excused to go continue your bailiffing."

Mystic tell to Rurik "OOC do i need a slash before that?"

Damonn sits down and starts to eat "the hell it is lady rowen im eating the whole thing"

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Leirial, "Alright, your turn, miss. On the stand with ye. The defense can have at you first."

Cerius said to Leirial, "You have been called upon as a character witness. It would please the court if you could revisit, for us all, the evening in question involving the female lawyers. Remember, sir... that lies will get you a place in the next vat of stew."

Damonn said to you, "i shall after my break"

Rowen turns and throws up bits of defence attorney stew all ovr several people nearo her

Leirial said to Raver, "You dragging me into trouble again. Hrmf."

Raver gets some lawyer and eats her

Raver said to Leirial, "You must talk to my lawyer * winks * "

Mihael glances at his body being thrown up on. He looks at the chunks of stew. The drunk lycan shrugs and eats the vomit up. "Josh white milsh."

Cerius said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Your honor... the witness is not answering the question. Permission to treat him with hostility?"

Judge Ojmuimnairne feels a fingernail clipping from Rowen's spew stick to her cheek. Brushing it off hastily, she shouts while banging the gavel, "Bailiff! Stuff Miss Rowen full of biscuits at once!"

Rowen shouted, "Methshank! Bring me another bowl of piping hot defence attorney stew!"

Judge Ojmuimnairne shakes her head at the defense attorney before looking at the witness. "Answer, or face the same fate as Miss Rowen."

Damonn grabs rowen and stuffs her mouth full of biscuits

Damonn picked up 30 biscuit.

Rowen picked up 10 biscuit.

Damonn gave 30 biscuit to Rowen.

Leirial said, "Look, all I remember that day were unspeakable acts, so... you are out of luck."

Rowen said, "Bwr bwr bwr spillre!"

Damonn stuffs more biscuits in rowen's mouth "shush you"

Rowen swallows all her biscuits, "More please, Damonn puppy!"

Judge Ojmuimnairne nods slowly, scribbling quickly, and sniffing heartily.

Damonn picked up 10 biscuit.

Damonn gave 10 biscuit to Rowen.

Mihael stuffs a few biscuits into his mouth as he pokes Raver with his other hand.

Mihael ate a biscuit.

Rowen ate 10 biscuit

Mihael ate a biscuit.

Rowen dropped 50 biscuit.

Dezerae had to get a hold of herself. She stands from her seat, pulling her hair back so that she could see straight. A cringing sigh is released while the woman wipes her eyes and wanders over to the bar.

Rowen said, "More please, Damonn puppy! Those lawyers just aren't filling don't you find?"

Cerius whispered something to Raver.

Damonn looks at rowen and shakes her "stop enjoying the biscuits!"

Mihael pounds back another 20 biscuit as he pokes Raver in his cage.

Rowen ....... Shaking Rowen was a bad idea, she throw up bits of biscuit and defense attorney all over poor Damonn.

Ozzor is well out of range of the vomit, him being several feet away at the moment. The undead mummy motions to one of his guards, who hands Ozzor a black book full of necromantic spells. What will the monster do with said book? Only time will tell. The book's pages are flipped through until a patricular spell is found. A grin spreads across the undead's face, the book being handed back to his servant, "Not here, we can test it out on an..unfortunate individual later on tonight, but this is neither the time nor place."

Rowen ate 10 biscuit

Raver whispered something to Cerius.

Cerius said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, " Your honor... I would like to present this fact into evidence. None of these witnesses have -actually- been willing to testify in any meaningful way to my client's aid. The truth is... he is obviously so foul and disreputable... that there is no possible way adequate testimony could be acquired. This fact, in itself, should prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Prince Raver is innocent of the crimes of public descency. He would be willing to take probationary measures to aid him in his battle against milk addiction... say... time served in rehabilitation for villainous fiends... if the greater charge were dropped.""

Vesstiue picked up 100 biscuit.

Cerius whispered something to Raver.

Judge Ojmuimnairne raps her walking stick on the top of the metal podium, which now has many dents on it's surface. "Oops." she says as she reforms the walking stick back into her gavel. "What's all the fsp-fsping about, defense." She listens to the proposal, then shakes her head. "We will not have our verdict, nor our under the table deal making, nor the kitchen sink, until all the testimonies have been heard."

Raver whispered something to Cerius.

Cerius bowed his head and rose to his feet. "Of course, your honor. In that case, the defense would like to call the Kitchen Sink to the stand."

Rowen said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "I recommend sentenceing him to 17 death sentences, to be served sequentially your honor. Can I torture 'im to death? Can I please? I can bribe yah!"

Raver said to Cerius, "Is Mihael still in the Kourt , calk him ..."

Judge Ojmuimnairne shakes her head, first at Rowen, then at the defense. "No bribery until all the witnesses are through! And I have not cross examined this witness." She shuffles some paperwork before saying to the witness. "Alright, you can go. Now the kitchen sink." She points at Mihael. "Your turn to testify, Mr Sink."

Mihael hears his name and turns around, 'Ish wears!!"

Vesstiue wonders who got caulked?

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Damonn, "Biscuits to that ruffian there *points to Vesstiue* No wondering in my Kourtroom!!"

Cerius said to Mihael, "Mister Sink... my client says that you have a secret. He tells me... you can testify... clearly and adequately... that he is obviously a cartiferous mook... and that there is no possible way... he could be guilty of the crimes accused. Mister Sink... it would please the Kourt if you were to recount a time in which this were proven true."

Ozzor picked up 1 biscuit.

Mihael puts a finger to his head before he takes a hit of his pipe. As he lets out a cloud of black smoke the drunk man begins to speak. "Vesh dwarvs dish vons teams dash she bweat a stwangers wish meesh."

Rowen ate 14749 biscuit

Damonn thinks that rowen will puff up like a damn ballon

Rowen eats a wafer thin chocolate mint.

Ozzor rises from his seat, motioning for his guards to follow, "Come, let us leave these..lesser beings to their game."

Rowen seems about to throw up all over poor Damonn once more.

Damonn trips ozzor "oops did i do that"

Judge Ojmuimnairne throws a biscuit at Ozzor as he leaves.

Judge Ojmuimnairne gave 1 biscuit to Ozzor.

Vesstiue whispered something to Ozzor.

Judge Ojmuimnairne picked up 5 biscuit.

Rowen waves to the dead people as they leave.

Damonn jumps back from rowen "ah turn somewhere else"

Cerius said to Mihael, "Then it is true! Do you know of any other times in which Prince Raver has conducted disreputable, foul, or heinous activities? This Kourt wants the truth, sir... or at least a convincing lie!"

Judge Ojmuimnairne nods in agreement with that last part, scribbling more on the papers, which were now mostly covered in ink.

Rowen throws up 14749 biscuit and a few lawyer intestines toward Cerius Mihael, and whomever else may get in the way.

Damonn looks at rowen "err eww"

Rowen holds her stomch and groans quietly. "Can I beat the defendant a bit more now yer Honor?"

Judge Ojmuimnairne hands Rowen a biscuit. "Don't make beatings, make stuffings."

Judge Ojmuimnairne gave 1 biscuit to Rowen.

Rowen gave 1 biscuit to Raver.

Mihael points to Raver, "Dash wans ish a wotted, weevel, wow goose, wagavonds. She tweels weeples golsh ash bweats wu ish wu why choose top eem. Ish wan twees tree flies dash she wot onely dosh deesh twingles blots asho wons wounds cussing anarshkeys. Worsing vooshgarytrees, ash weaving wood sheds ver she grows."

Raver starts getting his mouth stuffed and orders a juice .

Raver bought 1 orange juice.

Damonn cancels ravers order and gives him more biscuits

Rowen said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Aww! but I brought all this nice weapons and we only got to beat him with about half of them! Please, I'll gag him so his screams don't disturb the due process of the law your honor!"

Cerius nodded his head at Mihael and bowed. "I thank you, sir... and wish you only the most ill of will. No further questions, your honor."

Lloyd moves into the tavern, a hand smacking his own chest before he moved to a bar, taking a drink from his bottle, turning his head over to Caedan, "Hello."

Rowen * All these nice weapons

Lloyd drank a black rum.

Judge Ojmuimnairne doesn't look up as she waves a hand in the air, signalling Mihael to get the flock outta here. "Raver, getchur butt on that stool. I think I'll miss your testimony most of all."

Mihael stumbles off the stand and collapses face first into the ground passed out. The old man then vanishes in a cloud of black smoke.

Caedan said to Lloyd, "Oh, is it morning already?"

Cerius said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Your honor... if the defendant is allowed to be bludgeoned and beaten and stuffed with food... it will make describing his vile character all the more difficult. In fact, I again move to suggest that such actions against him are only further evidence of his displeasant character."

Eilyo was going to come to the tavern to drink herself silly, but spotting Lloyd the woman stops. She glares at the man, her eyes full of tears as she turns, swiftly exiting the room.

Lloyd said to Caedan, "Why are you asking if it is morning?"

Rowen ate one of Ojmuimnairne's paper's "Yum! Inky!"

Damonn hits rowen's back to make her cough that paper up

Damonn said to Rowen, "no!"

Rowen throws uot the remarkably, still whole, though stained with the ink runnin, legal document.

Judge Ojmuimnairne bahs to herself. "You better quit with that fancy defense talk, Mr Defense, or you'll be getting the biscuits next." She stretches a pamphlet for a new skin elixir towards Raver. "Do you wear the hell of proof, the whole proof, and nothing but the proof, so help you, sod?"

Raver whispered something to Cerius.

Damonn looks at rowen and claps "you have quite the stomach"

Raver said to Damonn, "I think she has a baby in there."

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Raver, "Hey! The witness can't have secret fsp-fsping with the defense attorney!"

Raver said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Then call me fourth your honor , though technically I would be sixth ."

Cerius whispered something to Raver.

Damonn said to Raver, "heh could be heh *stops* wait what the hell! shush you!"

Rowen said to Raver, "THat is a lie! An outrageous lie! You know I only ever eats babies for breakfast Raver!"

Judge Ojmuimnairne shouts over the loud noises while banging the gavel. "Order! Order in the Kourt! And still not you, Raver."

Raver sits at the witness box I wear the hell of proof , the whole proof , and nothing but the proof so help you sod

Caedan said to Lloyd, "It isn't?"

Raver said to Rowen, "Is it not true that you are pregnant with * ominous music * Damonns Baby "

Rowen sits still and is very good, still hoping the judge will allow her to torture Raver to death.

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Raver, "Very well. Defense, you may proceed."

Cerius said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "My apologies, your honor. It shan't happen again. That last bit was just me scolding him... which I would be most pleased to repeat out loud." Adopting an entirely different accent, the elfen male turned to face Prince Raver. "Now, suh... mah client... you... has culled yer arse up ta tha stand... inna hopes tha' ye kin clear somma this... gobledegook up. Suh... tell me... juss wha' sortuva man be ya, any'ow?""

Lloyd said to Caedan, "Nope, not morning yet, why does it matter?"

Damonn raises his hand "your honor i'd like to take this time for me and miss rowen here to beat each other"

Caedan said to Lloyd, "The flowers are thirsty for the sun."

Judge Ojmuimnairne shouts at Damonn, throwing biscuits at him. "Make! Stuffings! Not! Beatings!"

Judge Ojmuimnairne picked up 10 biscuit.

Judge Ojmuimnairne gave 1 biscuit to Damonn.

Rowen said to Raver, "Just shut up!" she throws a shuriken at him" That's impossible. Damonn, as well as being a pefect gentleman, is also a Lycan,and I am human ( ooc Or almost as human as the lawyer)"

Damonn has shifty eyes at what raver said then gets hit with biscuits "ow"

Judge Ojmuimnairne throws a biscuit in the way of the shuriken, effectively diverting it. "Enough! Now speak, Raver, as your defense has prodded you."

Judge Ojmuimnairne gave 1 biscuit to Raver.

Raver said to Cerius, "* adopting the accent * well suuuh I must etll ya in all Ceriusness that I am an awful man , I has done some awful things , I have been a mean man . I have killed in the name of Sod, Cod , Blinking and Nod and most defintely Bod , Guts have I eaten , lives have a Taken and hearts I have a broken . Many is the fine young lady that has gone crying ,,, or laughing from my bed I was never really sure. May I tell but one or two eaxamples"

Rowen gave 1 chocolate heart to Raver.

Cerius gestured to the Kourt. "Suh... we have gathered, slathered, blathered and hazzard here... juss so tha' dishonourable, vagabond of the lands Prince Raver could be proven innocent. Dun ya think... we'd be patient enough ta 'ear mebbe one 'er two o'yer mos' horrid affairs? Please... let 'em see whatcher' made'o."

Damonn says that rowen druged him on that one night stand :]

Lloyd said to Caedan, "Aren't they always? Dainty petals dance for radiance of life that makes them spread? They are addicted to the light."

Judge Ojmuimnairne furrows a brow at the defense. Just one brow, though. The other keeps going on it's merry way of unfurrowedness. "As the prosecutor, I must object, but as the judge, I must overrule that objection. Proceed, though I don't really see where you're going with this."

Caedan said to Lloyd, "You sound like you've been in the milous grass."

Lloyd said to Caedan, "Not yet, I was merely trying to feign being poetic, it has been a rough night."

Judge Ojmuimnairne chucks a biscuit at Lloyd. "Enough from the peanut gallery over there!"

Judge Ojmuimnairne gave 1 biscuit to Lloyd.

Lloyd acks as the biscuit hits him, turning to Ojmuimnaire, "Please, not tonight."

Judge Ojmuimnairne doesn't hear Lloyd's plead as she listens to Raver's story.

Talisia enters the tavern and blinks as she takes in this mockery of a court. She looks to Raver and many emotions cross her face.

Judge Ojmuimnairne throws a biscuit at Talisia. "One emotion per customer's face, missy!"

Damonn said to Talisia, "miss please take a seat "

Judge Ojmuimnairne gave 1 biscuit to Talisia.

Raver said to Cerius, "* nodding to the judge and those gathered * First of all in the case of Lord Leirial ... Twas a day like any other day when we came upon them raping and pillaging the town , well naturally we joined in ,, but when it came to the old queen ,, we would not let them do it to him. So naturally we killed them all. When we went to a Kourt like this one we were vindicated by the old queens testimony , Cod,bless him. We natrurally went out with our lawyers , two of the finest legal bodies we had ever met. Wine flowed , pixie dust filled the air and we did ,, we , lets say that affairs is a kind , term . I need to make it clear that while my " sword " was longer , LOrd Leirials was indeed broader , but neither of our lawyers minded. .... Now I have travelled throughout time and know things.. Miss Rowen here did indeed meet a most dispicable man ,,, I am somewhat tempered in my judgent as I seek to marry * turns to Ojmuimnairne * Judge Ojmuimnairner honor surley this is worth some consideration to this Kourt. "

Judge Ojmuimnairne picked up 13 biscuit.

Talisia whispered something to Raver.

Rurik walks over to a empty table and he takes a seat. Rest his hurting head against the table.

Damonn said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "wastin biscuits your honor!"

Talisia looks to Ojmuimnairne after the biscuit hits her. As Oj wished there was a single emotion on her face and the ground beneath them began to shake with rage that matched her expression. "You will not belt me with a biscuit again."

Damonn falls cause of the shaking ground and hits the floor "ahh! damnit!"

Cerius said to Raver, "Murder. Pillaging. Fire. Debauchery. All of these are known by many to be your arsenal. Many who have testified here today. And all have seen what a wretched man you are! Surely none can deny your brutality? Your disregard for life and limb? Who among us could, with proven reason, claim to desire anything more for themselves as a villainous hack? You, Prince Raver... have just given us the most explicit definition of the word indescent! You have shown your indescency before us all here! What more evidence... could there possibly need be... to prove your mettle? Prince Raver... thank you. No further questions."

Judge Ojmuimnairne listens raptly to Raver's story. She laughs, she cries, and she even farts where appropriate. Nodding slowly, she concedes, "That is a very touching story, Raver. Now, if it pleases the defense, I wish to ask you about your milk drinking, and what you have to say about it. If it doesn't please the defense, I wish to ask you about your milk drinking, and what you have to say about it."

Judge Ojmuimnairne looks up from Raver to the stranger, then to the sky as she taps her chin thoughtfully. "A biscuit belt...? The idea has merit. Thank you miss. For your services to the Kourt, I will not order the bailiff to force biscuits down your throat."

Mahri blinks at the gathered before skirting around them, simply wanting to avoid whatever oddity was going on at the moment. She might even make her way to the bar, if she was lucky enough, where upon, she takes a seat and crooks a finger at Mesthak, "Anything, and make it strong." she mumbles under her breath.

Lloyd stands up and just left, sighing and shaking his head.

Raver said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "That is a most sad tale your honor that for five thousand years has been buried and only now surfaces. It all began from the first time I tasted milk, It was a little watery I will admit , but most sweet tasting indeed. I soon grew older and made my way up to stronger things, like milk directly from the animals. Cremes and various butters. Churning became an excuse to get to the butter milk. Oh I know my mother did not believe it , but it started then and continues to todat ,, I am an addict your honor ,,, Milk and biscuits. What a joy to arrive in this land and find my first foods to be just such things , I was in heaven. "

Raver whispered something to Cerius.

Raver lets loose a rip roaring gaseous explosion of milky air that wafts through the tavern ..." ahhhh "

Cerius whispered something to Raver.

Rurik slowly get up and he walks toward the door and make his long journey home, Back to the heavens.

Judge Ojmuimnairne 's brows tilt outward slightly in a pitying expression. She stops writing and gives Raver a good hard look. "Are you saying, under oath of wear the hell of proof, that you're are faced with this addiction against your will? You know that there are severe penalties for pretending to have such a problem." She pulls out a glass of milk from behind her now severely battered podium and sets it atop, just to see what exactly would happen.

Talisia spins on her heel and exits the tavern. Ceasing her gift as she did so.

Mahri gets impatient waiting for the blasted bar keep, so engrossed is he in the goings on in the middle of his tavern that he'd completely ingnore the lycan, that she simply gets up and leaves, ready to find her own bit of entertainment, in any form she could.

Damonn watches the milk

Raver looks at the milk , breaking out in a sweat " um no your honor , all mothers feed from the breast ..I think " Raver edges closer to the desk as he talks ... " I think that they know it be good for us when we start out and they are right " ,,, moving around as he talks still closer like a duellist " But when one cannot stop that is indeed , a compulsion , a need , an .....addiction " Jumps up , runs to the milk and drinks it savagely as much getting in his mouth as pouring down his face

Damonn gasps then starts to beat raver "bad!"

Judge Ojmuimnairne shakes her head slowly, letting out an exasperated sigh. She dots the last few bits of white spaces on the inked papers before saying to Raver, "You may step down now. I think no more witnesses are necessary. I'll just have to take a moment to review the evidence and reach a verdict. Everyone can help themselves to a few biscuits while I deliberate." The elder then begins mumbling quickly to herself.

Raver picked up 1 biscuit.

Cerius said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Permission to approach the stump?"

Judge Ojmuimnairne looks aghast at Cerius and screams, "Do not interrupt the deliberations!!!" before returning to her mumbling.

Raver said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "Your honor I love my part time job for the Kourt ... "

Cerius shook his head, then glanced back at Raver. "Well... now we wait."

Damonn raises his hand "im hungry your honor"

Judge Ojmuimnairne raises a hand and pinches the air, motioning for silence. She stands atop the staircase behind her podium, holding an ink-sodden piece of parchment in her small hands. After adjusting her spectacles, she speaks grandly. "We, the members of the Sixth Kelay Kangaroo Kourt, do hearby find the defendant, Prince Raver, not guilty of drinking milk, by way of his addiction, guilty of giving to others, by virtue of the testimonies of the witnesses, and not guilty of love, by virtue of his own testimony. I sentence Prince Raver to two weeks daily attendance of Milkdrinkers, Anonymous, after which he must perform thirty hours of community service, which may be served by possessing the objects of another, committing acts of atrocious atrocity, or blowing his nose in the general direction of another, and all actions heretofore underlined. Kourt is adjourned." She bangs her gavel once more before retaking her seat and reaffixing her pleasant smile as she gathers up the paperwork.

Raver starts cleaning himself off when he comes across a rather odd looking . very small object , still beating ,

Judge Ojmuimnairne picked up 9595 biscuit.

Raver said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "So your honor , lunch tomorrow ?"

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Raver, "Sounds lovely. *smiles*"

Cerius collected all the biscuits which had made their way toward his table and silently stuffed them into his dress robe. Toward Raver, the elf would only smirk. "Now... the matter of my exorbitant fee."

Raver walks up and sneezes all over Blazes new clothing " sorry "

Judge Ojmuimnairne steps down from behind her podium and walks around to the front of it. In almost an instant, the podium and stair-chair combo fall back into the pile of rubble that they'd started as. The elderly woman begins recollecting the pieces.

Cerius said to Raver, "I accept my payment only in various sizes of fish. You will be expected to make at least the minimum payment every month. Failure to do so will result in my collection agent coming out to find you. He is... a very surly sort. You wouldn't like him much."

Judge Ojmuimnairne said to Damonn, "Thank you, dear Damonn, for stepping up to being the bailiff today. I know it wasn't easy, but I sure appreciate it."

Raver said to Cerius, "Bernie ,,, I know him well .."

Raver said to Damonn, "you must be the bailiff next time... I shall give you a whip * chuckles * "

Damonn said to Judge Ojmuimnairne, "no prob being surronded by milk drinkers and biscuit munchers is okay "

Damonn said to Raver, "oooo nice heh"

Cerius said to Raver, "Oh! So you -have- met. Well, then. Prince Raver... again. A pleasure. Do take care to disrupt the peace as you depart. I would hate to see you back in kourt.""

Raver said to Damonn, "I want you to be my sponsor ."

Raver holds his foot out so long that Cerius will have to trip over it

Judge Ojmuimnairne finishes gathering the bits of metal and slowly walks from the tavern, the soft chink of her walking stick accompanying her step and her sense of accomplishment hovering with her.

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RP:Raver's Trial by the Sixth Kelay Kangaroo Kourt