User:Grume
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Statistics
Name: Grume Race: Ogre Class: Warrior Alignment: Chaotic Evil Height: 19'0" Weight: HEAVY! Age: 29 years of age Build: Strong but Slow Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Red
Description
The first thing most folks notice about Grume is his smell. Though most ogres as a rule do not typically smell great at the best of times, The horrific stench of Grume is enough that only the most noseblind of ogres can stand to be near him for more then a few moments. It is a rancid reek that can only be described as a mixture of rotten eggs an dung. Grume himself seems uncaring as to the affect his rancid stench has upon others. His garb seems to be haphazard and thrown together bits of clothing and armor, most of which barely fit his enormous frame. He is often seen with a leg of meat gripped in one hand, chewing manfully as his beady red eyes glance about for his next meal...
Personality
Grume is a simple ogre with simple dreams. His first, last, and any intervening thoughts are on food. He is as an avid worshiper of Gerthaog, nearly joining the priesthood, but his desire to wander the lands in search of "New meats" won out. Finding the easiest way to keep fed is to do what ogres do best, Grume hires himself out as a club-for-hire, taking payment in gold (which will be spent on food) or food (Of which there better be alot of). Anyone wanting to get on his good side should simply offer the ogre food. Of course, stealing food from Grume is an act tantamount to Heresy, and will likely result in smashings.