RP:Uchawiman, a marshmellow, a cow and Rowen's Crayon Cage

Setting

The Soph Shop Sept or Oct 2011

Another low key entrance by Uchawiman

Uchawiman was like: foooooowsh! And BOOM! there he was! Inside the door! always making you want more! He's what you're looking for! Part of ancient lore! There is no one like him~, you simply cannot win! He is number one! The Uchawiman!! Yes! Standing there with colours and all kinda special effects bursting out behind him from the most dynamic entry ever in any kind of stuff ever seen! Even better then terminator's 'i'm back'! no, i'm serious! He's just -that- epic right now!! The strobelights go crazy and the spotlights hit the frog when he looks over the room at sophie and says with all the drama of the world! The words that will ring in time forever...!!! "Mi forgot mi lizard."

Uchawiman said OOC, "I.... made the narrator sing a themesong for Uchawiman. .....wow."

You oocly loves Ucha soooooooooo much .....says with all the drama of the world! The words that will ring in time forever...!!! "Mi forgot mi lizard."

A cage of Crayons and String

From a rather large rathole once more scampers Rowen the rat, dragging behind her a cage inexpertly constructed from Crayons and string. The completely insane little furry nutter seems to believe she has the frog Uchawiman imprisoned in the brightly coloured, waxy, drawing tool cell. Sophie just gazes at the rat in shocked disbelief. "Er Lizard? I'll haelp you look for it sir. It may have crept in with some of the lizards I keep in stock, pets for kids you see."

Sarah oocly wants to Rp with Sophie now o.o

Uchawiman whipped out his staff and pointed At sophie with the thick end like some sorta amphibian version of the epic wizards from tolkiens books or whatever! The camera zooms in! The crowd goes 'oooooh' in anticipation! The silence is... really silent, i guess? oh and the drums go all whirly and stuff... aaaaand then he says it. With a gasp from the audience!! "It naa...." dundundun... plot twist coming... "lizard anymore." Pow!

Sarah oocly also wonders what is happening =D

Sophie h-mailed Sarah the posts, but worry not, no one understands what in Jimbobs name is going on when Uchawiman is around <3<3<3

Uchawiman oocly snickers. That Jimbob thing is going to stick, isn't it?

Sarah blinks a phew times, as her cat lowers itself, eyeing the frog.

An imperial proclamation for the lizard or non lizard thing

Rowen peers into her (empty) crayon cage. "Don't worry dear Froggy, my loyal subject you just relax, make yourself at home in the comfortable cage, and I'll find your lizard, or whatever it is now. " The rat announces seriously. "Thing that was once Mr Uchawiman's lizard! I hereby issue an imperial proclamation, ordering you to return to Uchawiman, and join him in his pretty crayon cage forthwith." Sophie thinks that a wiser course of action than an imperial proclamation, might be to ask the frog."Er, so what has this lizard we a looking for turned into then sir?"

Uchawiman said to you, "How'd mi know? Wut be mi, psychic?"

Sarah turns her head to her cat,"Maybe we should come later?" she wonders outloud, blinking at her cat,"...No"

Sophie said to Uchawiman, "I always thought you were psychic my friend. Are you sure you aren't? Perhaps it just slipped your mind? " Rowen gazes at the cat. "Oi, you" She demand of the animal." Where are you rearview mirrors? Does no one around here obey imperial proclamations?"

Squeee!! said the marhsmellow hiding behind the teapot and ran up the wall

Uchawiman turned around like a hurricane and launched himself at shelf! Squeee!! said the marhsmellow hiding behind the teapot and ran up the wall like one of those wierd lizards that breath fire in japaneese games. Ayup. Only it's a marshmellow. Coz it's fluffy. And waaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler. Ucha? oh he hits the wall and then throws a lasso after the marshmellow like a real darn cowboy. "Git back here, yu!"

Uchawiman oocly thinks he might have accidentally murdered Sophie.

Rowen stares angrily at the disobedient marshmellow. "How dare you refuse a direct order from your empress! This is treason! Either get in this cage this instant or we shall have a marshmallow hanging!" Sophie sighs, this is all getting a bit much for her, she collapses in her armcahir, her face buried in her hands, to wait for the world to, hopefully start making sense again.

Uchawiman wrangles the marshmellow like in old time wester movies before catching the thing and slamming it into Rowen's cage. "Yu disobedient lizard."

Sarah sits down and watches, nibbling on a sugar cookie.

Bring me half a pound of tuppeny rice and half a pound of treacle.

Rowen yells "Bring me half a pound of tuppeny rice and half a pound of treacle. A bottle of pop and a weasel" It is not at all clear who is being adressed by the rat, it seems most likely she is trying to command the - now caged - marshmallow.

Uchawiman said to Rowen "A kiwi'd do better, maan."

Rowen said to Uchawiman, "Don't be silly a Kiwi is a fruit! Never send a fruit to do a marshmallow's job! Or did you mean the bird perhaps? That might work if we were to provide it with an igloo built from sugar cubes."

Rowen oocly hopes Sarah is not two concerned for the REAL life sanity of her two very silly writing companions <3<3

Uchawiman said to Rowen Or a melon, maan. Da melon be da sugar of da jungle, big, fat, pink an' chunky.

Rowen said to Uchawiman, "I'd rather not waste a good melon on an abhorrent traitor. But where are we to get sugar cubes at this time of day! I know! I have a plan! First we needs to rustle us a cow. Then we walks up and down the street all day, pretending to be taking the cow to market until some old witch comes along and offers to swap the cow for some magic beans. We plants da beans, wait a few seconds for the beanstalk to grow up to da big Frostmaw place where all da giants live. Then, once there we can ask Queen Satoshi if she would mind popping to the shops for us to get some sugar cubes. Queen Satoshi is always most honoured to rub shoulders with her supreme empress. I am sure this simple plan is foolproof. Sometimes the simplest ideas are the best!"

Sarah twitches, extremely confused,"...," she looks at her cat, then bac at the ones talking.

Uchawiman twirled his cane and shuffled his cards. "Cow comin' up."

Rowen the rat sampers off into the rat hole, dragging behind her her multicoloured crayon cage, containing the marshmallow she now, seem completely convinced is da Froggy. "I'll gets you some nice gruel Uchawiman my dear"