RP:Sarah's Trip to See Dr. Raver

Raver said to Zalera, "come closer , I am about to do sarahs teeth , you keep this pike in her inner area so she will not bite her tongue * hands you a pike * " You said to Sarah, "best we start on the inner teeth hmmm .. Zal here will hold open your mouth with that pike "

Zalera takes the pike and sticks it forcefully down Sarah's throat. "Like this?" he asked turning back to Raver. You said to Zalera, "Only if you want me to scoop pieces of you off her teeth , gently , she is the patient here... Dr Raver is in ... "

Raver said to Damonn, "please friend , he didn't know to be gentle ,, sarah must have her teeth cleaned " Sarah gags daw to the pike being ramed down her throat. "hay watch it" growling at Zalera.

Zalera pulls the pike back, "Oh, well, how about this..." He gentally holds her tounge down this time without unnessisary force. Raver says " much better "

Sarah narrows her eyes at zalera, with her mouth wide open.wanting to giggle at Chartreuse, but sad she can`t. 'Dr Raver steps into the mouth of the dragon careful not to tickle her tongue with his boots. He uses his sword to begin to scrape her back teeth and is soon chucking out pieces of various birds, and other creatures of the land " Ah here is a nice eleven leg ... hmmm A human arm ..... * scraaaape * there is plaque buildup here. " Mesthak we will need a little pickle water to use as a nice wash afterwards " ... taking an arrow he digs in the back of a smaller tooth and dislodges a half-starved gnome who when set upon the floor screams and runs from the tavern ... " thats what was giving you the heartburn

Damonn waves to sarah and lady eilyo and raver and whoever the hell else is in the tavern and leaves "be gentle

Dr Raver continues moving to the next row up . He uses his dagger to get into the little nooks and crannies , " mmmhmmm " have you had this toothache long " Knowing Sarah cannot talk .. taking his smallest dagger he reaches up under her teeth to the gum line and gently rubs it along the teeth ...

Sarah blushes scarlet at the things being pulled out of betweet her teeth. making an effort to keep her mouth wide open, Zalera tries to reach out of sarah's mouth for a beer while still holding down her tounge. Beer just out of his reach, he sighs.

Sarah is surpised that raver hasn`t faint from her bad breath.

Raver said to Zalera, "* a gnome strapped over his mouth , obviously a better taste and smell than the dragons breath * Her have a beer * as he walks back in * "

Sarah giggles with her mouth open of Course.

Sarah pokes Zalera with her tail.

Dr Raver begins to sing as he works , the gnaome about his mouth screaming in harmony over Ravers horrible voice " here I am working in a dragons mouth .... the more teeth I scrape the more I wanna get ouuut " Raver takes what looks like a fishermans hook and begins to work the other side of Sarahs mouth singing all the while of torments and tortures and the breath of ages. A whole Ogre is tossed out quite dead . * scraaaaape * as his hook meets yet another of Sarahs snacks who shocks him by asking for a beer. Raver pours the beer down the giants throat then tosses him out all chewed up and bleeding to death ... " you really must watch those in between snacks sarah , no wonder you have been feeling so unwell thses past days . that giant isn't even two days old ... " More scraping follows as Baginis , Brabegazis , Perytons and even a lion and a dingo are pulled, pushed and cut away and tossed onto the floor

Zalera said to Sarah, "Now, now. What's all this pokeing about? I didn't mean to stick a pike down your troat, but what do you expect? I'm a warrior, not a doctor."

Raver pulls the gnome off his face long enough for him and the little one to drink a beer

Zalera reaches for anouther beer as he looks at Sarah expectantly.

Zalera said to you, "Don't give that gnome any of my beer!"

Raver said to Zalera, "Oh no for him brandy "

Sarah glares at Zalera again, shifting her tongue for Raver to get to her teeth better. while she rolls her eyes at his comment, she a dragon is what she does.

Hans hands start to shake as he watches what Raver is doing the ideas for possible mischief running though his mind. Unfortunately he is now floating directly over Chartreuse's head so the Avain is now having a little trouble with purple rain.

Raver looks up to see a can floating in the air again

Raver said to Zalera, "Now gently take the pike out and lets do the other side ... * talks to sarah * Now my friend , I know you need a lot of food and fuel to fly about ,,, but you must chew your food more thouroughly or the resulting heartbrun may well cause belching all over Mesthak and we cannot have that " "

Zalera runs for the beer, picks a few up, and returns to help Raver.

Raver begins on the other side and soon he draws his crossbow and arms the device with a set of roped arrows, He sets the arrows flying and they fly in between a series of teeth and back to him , he gets mesthak to come join him and they begin to pull and push upon the ropes , rubbing in between each tooth .. debris of all sorts falling out as Nancy uses a broom to get rid of the hearts , livers , pancreas, brains, arms legs and even a few toes of people and creatures of Hollow .... Raver then releases the ropes and gives them to the old dwarf who departs Sarahs mouth. The gnome about Ravers mouth dies. A sword in hand Raver attacks the teeth hacking away at vegetable matter that has not only gotten stuck in her teeth , but rooted. Raver digs deeper finding pumpkin vines, Winter Berry bushes full of thorns , Small wee bits of orange as carrots are uprooted and tossed out , quickly absconded into the kitchen , Ravers thinks " now I know where he gets the venison and pie meats

Zalera said to you, "All in a days work, hmm?" You said to Zalera, "Yes but I would stay away from the food here for a couple days ,, I think Mesthak justr took some of the leavings into the kitchen "

Sarah eyes wider soundlessly as a loud rumbling sound, Mostly by Raver as he is in her mouth. Can be hard making it way up from her stomach, But she had another problem, the ropes between her teeth. Making her fidget wanting to closer her mouth, but Raver in there. As for Hans he would be able to tickle her nose., If the dragoness didn`t let t out an enormous, belch just at that moment.

Hans lets out an almost immoral sounding sigh as he tickles the dragons nose, a ghostly "Ooohh that's de stuff!" can be heard as the inexplicably floating feather brushes across the nostrils of the saurian.

raver keeps working hearing the rumbling , He looks further down her throat " are you okay down there ,, there ...there ..there ...echo ...echo ..echo * he chuckles and hears his own laughter returning to him *

Zalera dove from sarah's mouth suddenly. Zalera said, "Who said that?"

Raver turns and says to zalera "its just me" then starts to run as he sees the feather coming in too fast for him to escape

Sarah so want to tip her head slightly, but she preoccupied with the floating feather tickling her nose “aw aw aw choo!!” her mouth slams shut around Raver as she sneezes.

Zalera is blow across the room by Sarah's sneeze. He hits the wall with a thud. Hans knows the sneeze is coming so aims the feather so it will hopefully stick to the back of Raver's head and lets go. Sarah grins watching Zalera flying across the room, until she remembers Raver . Opening her mouth gagging to spit him out.

Raver feels the various muscles contracting as the sneeze is evident and imminent . Just as he sees his way out * Atchooo and SNAP * Raver pulls out his small torch and uses Sarahs own gases to light it. " well Raver what a pickle you have gotten into hmm ... Well ..." Raver turns and gathers his tools. He starts making his way into sarah. " I have never seen this side of you before " Can be heard echoing fromn her mouth. Raver climbs down her throat using other ropes anchored by an arrow in between a tooth and gum . He passes near the epiglotus and is soon looking skyward towards the nasal passages , his goal . Below him her stomach. He climbs upwards until he sees the candlight of the tavern seeping into the area through her eyes, He takes from his pack a gnome and straps it on. " okay Raver you can do this " as he proceeds into the nostril. getting his pick axe he mines the area finding several gold chucks and other metals. Then he walks out of her nose into the tavern

Zalera said to Sarah, "That was a rush! Let's do it again!"

Sarah shudders So what disturbed but raver entring her insides " you still have more if my mouth to do" opening it for him again. You jumps immediately into a pickle water bath fully clothed and washes himself really well smiling ,,, " well sarah your teeth are clean and hans you devil ,,, quite the trick "

Raver gets out of the pickle bath " get more in case I need it later " Hans invi-blinks, "Watch out fer nose bandits lad!" Raver looks to find all his nuggets are gone " too late "

Raver said to Zalera, "I am the only one who Sarah trusts with her insides , I am after all her Doctor "

Zalera said to you, "Doc, I want her to sneeze!

"Raver looks for himself seeing no cavities , he takes a mop and applies fresh pickle water to sarahs teeth " this will help to cleanse them Sarah " He walks bout the mouth and when satisified emerges to find himself being licked from head to foot

Sarah holds a mirror up to her new cleaned teeth, look at them from all angles ?not bad not bad at all? licking Raver from head foot..

Sarah said to you, "nice. *grins toothly*" Zalera said to you, "You need a pickle bath again."

Sarah sighs, yanking the feather from Zalera "get in my mouth" holding open her mouth.

Zalera looks into her mouth, but doesn't enter. "You'll eat me..." Sarah said to you, " Thank you doctor raver. do i get a lollypop? " Sarah Smirk down at Zalera "No a wount..for you lucky"

Raver gets back into a fresh pickle juice bath " Thank you sarah , you are a good patient , perhaps you will tell all hmm , I can do avians, vampires, human , dragon...

Zalera stepped into her open mouth chanting "Lucky-lucky" You said to Sarah, "better * tosses you a Fresh Giant dipped in molasses ,,, * You don't want to know where we put the stick "

Sarah snickers " I want my lollypop" stomping her foot on the ground. Sarah eats the gaint anyway "hmmm"

raver then yells " okay boys bring it in " As the door opens all that can be seen filling the whole doorway is a huge Lollypop made by the dwarves themselves. It is purple with a peppermint swirl in the middle. The outside rimmed with the finest of all sweets in Hollow " there you go "

Sarah was about to scamper over to her lollypop, but her nose was prinkles pepper before she could get there. Coursing her to sneezes violently "aw aw aw choooo!!!"

Sarah recovers from her sneezes to see that her lollypop had been blown out of the tavern awwww my lollypop Nooooo

Zalera flies across the room projected by her sneeze again. He hits the wall and bounces into an empty table, smashing it to pieces. Zalera lays motionless. Sarah said to Zalera, "I have five minutes to get it back, or i will be lick you." Raver said to Sarah, "It will be fine . you did well ,,, see you next visit hmmm now go get your treat "

Raver picks up zalera and lays him head above juice , in the pickle tub .