RP:Rowens tells Ranok of the time she was disguised as a parrot of unusual plumage

Setting

Kelay Tavern Approx August 2011

Rowen proudly shows Ranok her hamsterball

Ranok oocly punts Rowen in her hamsterball across the room. >:D

You oocly ARRRRRGHHH!!!!

Rowen rolls her hamsterball happily over to her pupil, "Mr Ranok ...Do you like the hamsterball? Mister Kain made it for me. It is fun!"

Ranok looks down at his feet. It takes the immense self control that he possessed not to laugh at the small creature, though the sides of his mouth twitch up slightly. Hopefully it would be taken as happiness at meeting a friend, then anything else, "It looks very fun indeed, Impe."

"I think, secretly, we all want a giant hamster ball to roll around in"

Ranok said OOC, "I think, secretly, we all want a giant hamster ball to roll around in."

Uchawiman said OOC, "...I don't want that secretly. I want that openly."

Rowen sticks her head out of the little door of her bespoke transportation device and regards the human quizzically, twitching her whiskers. "I hope you have been practicing the ancient and noble art of snap!" She leaps out of the sphere and begins to scramble up the nearest table leg.

Ranok leans down and picks the sphere up, setting it on the table for Rowen, "Hy hef not, onfortunately. Hy hef been lookink for a place to put a house instead. Dere hes been liddle time for tinks such as schnap dese days for me."

Rowen nods regally, as if thanking an underling, when he lifts the hamsterball for her. " A place to put a house eh...Have you considered under the sea? You could have a great view. I have a friend, Lirithen who is a shark in disguise I could ask him to advise you if you so wish."

Ranok seems to be examining the work done for the sphere when he looks up at the announcement that Lirithen was a shark in disguise. The man's brow lifts up just in the slightest, like he thought Rowen was joking.

He certainly looks like a shelf

Rowen nods seriously "He is indeed a shark..He is the twin brother of my best friend Nigel..have you met Nigel. It is a good disguise though, I have to admit..he certainly looks like a shelf."The rat isn't joking she is convinced Liri is a shark...they have had long arguments about the matter.

Ranok blinks once, "Hy see." The hamster ball is set firmly down so it wouldn't roll off the table. A change of subject was in order, it seemed, "How hes de schrine been, in absence uf de orcs? Travelers komink trough again?"

Kuzial stalks languidly into the room to post a short message on the board, before smirking at the tavern's patrons with obvious contempt.

Rowen beams "Indeed I was there earlier today leaving fresh flowers in honour of my goddess. It is much safer for her worshipers to visit now. You have my gratitude, sir.." The little rat seems distracted by thoughts of sharks and disguises, she whistles to Jake who is getting drunk in a corner. "Please bring Nigel over, he is in the back room."

Ranok nods slowly, "Goot." He didn't envy the man that cleaned all that up. It wasn't exactly fun to pick up after an orc camp and then a slaughter of said orcs to boot.

Rowen scratches behind her ear with a hind leg. "What are you laughing at drow?" The tiny rat on the tabletop asks Kuzial.

Kuzial looked at you.

Kuzial replies in casual tones, clearly not all that bothered by seeing a talking rat. "How pathetic you all are."

Jake carries over a half decomposed, rotten shark corpse

Jake carries over a half decomposed, rotten shark corpse, and props it on a chair near Rowen, shrugging his shoulders apologetically at Ranok.

Rowen said to Kuzial, ""Oh, is that all that's bothering you, I suppose that is fair comment,""

Kuzial said to Rowen, "You asked. I answered."

Ranok gives the corpse a look. Then to Rowen. He's almost sure she's trying to play a joke on him.

Rowen seems to be listening to the dead shark. "Yes, yes I have told this gentleman about you. Ranok, this is my best friend Nigel. Nigel, Ranok."

Ranok inwardly sighs, "A pleasure, Hy'm sure."

Lunatic surface dwellers

Kuzial eyed the rat, then the half decomposed shark, before shaking his head and stalking out of the tavern while quietly muttering about lunatic surface dwellers.

Rowen said to Nigel "I was just telling Ranok here, about your twin brother who disguises himself as a shelf."

Ranok does that thing that people do when the circumstances that they're experiencing dictate that they say no rude comments, but inwardly, they're going WTF. A politely interested expression is worn on his face and he nods at all the right points in the conversation.

The 'parrot of unusual plumage'

Rowen turns back to Ranok. "Speaking of disguises. I donned a brilliant disguise once...you see some friends invited me to accompany them to a bar, but the landlady there was a racist and would not allow rats inside.

Ranok nods again. He was still doing the polite thing. He adds, "Hy kan't imagine vy."

Rowen continues "So I dressed in a feather boa, sat on my dragon friends shoulder and pretended to be a 'parrot of unusual plumage' I even got the voice right 'Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!"

Ranok said to you, "Und den vat?"

Rowen said to Ranok, "Well the whole evening was a bit of a blur after the seventh saucer of whiskey, but we didn't get thrown out cos I'm a rat, we only got thrown out for breaking the pool table, so that's alright then."

Ranok sounds amused, "Hyu seem to know how to party, at least."

Rowen grins "Please excuse us my friend, Nigel Jake and I are returning to the shrine to pray." She scampers back into her hamsterball, and rolls it towardds the edge of the table.

Ranok picks up the ball and sets Rowen, and it, on the ground so she didn't have to roll off the edge of the table, as funny as it would be. His attention turns over to Mayumi, but saying nothing.