RP:Hollow Times Issue 1
Part of the Hollow Times Arc
GIANT EVIL PIXIE IS CANNIBAL (2010 sometime)
The evil giant pixe, Dawn gave an exclusive interview, to our eye in the sky, pixie reporter, Mr Flannagan. The jounalist begins his questions for Dawn. "How, as a pixie did you grow to be so large? What is you favourite form of killing someone?At what form of dark magic would you say you wewre most skilled? Is there any truth in the rumours that you are having an affair with the dishonest scoundrel of an elf, Lirithen.
Dawn raises an eyebrow at the strange questions being ask of her. " umm well. As I am avian we tend to grow a little on the large side" hiding a smile " as for the form of killing someone., I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing. Unless they harmed my family. Then it would be with a knife" calmly sweeping some hair behind her ear " I have never used dark magic. Only healing which I have a basic knowledge." watching the pixie in a amusement "and I have never met this Lirithen person, let alone have an affair with him. I'm happily married."
The pixie scribbles down in his notebook frantically, speaking to himself as he writes. "Giant evil pixie denys rumours about her dark magic rituals, but admits having murderous intent toward any who harm her 'family' probably a mob of assassins. She refuses to give a flat denial that she was having an affair with Lirithen, giving vague responses. Perhaps she fears her husband the 'crime lord' will kill her if he discovers the truth.
Tifra smiles and turns her head to look at the pixie "That is yellow press gnat. Be carful who you slander."
Sophie sighs once more regretting that she had promised to show the troublesome reporter around. Flannagan is delighted by Tifra's comment. He scribbles away once more. "It has now been confirmed that the evil giant pixie is one and the same as 'Yellow' the assassin child of the Vampire scum Shishi."
Dawn looks aghast hold her arms over her bulging middle, keeping her voices evern " I'm not a pixie, I have never used dark magic. And my family is right here. Well part of it." gesturing to her daughter at her feet and of course her belly " and as I said. I have know idea who this Lirithen is, also my husband would do no such thing" shaking her head. . Dawn rolls her eyes. Sophie covers her face in her hands as Flannagan writes. "When asked about her 'family' The evil pixie claimed her children were right there, poining to a child at her feet, then to her belly. I was shocked and sickened. The implication was obvious, she had eaten her other child."
Tifra stalks over and catches the pixie by the wings and pops him in her mouth carefull not to bite down or swallow but the unspoken threat is more than clear.
Dawn doesn't really know what to make of these crazy accusations. " yes I `ate` my unborn son " starting to giggle madly " and for the last time I'm an avian"
Sophie turns to Tifra "I understand, my friend, but please don't hurt him. I am not even certain there actually is any newspaper. I suspect he may just have mental health problems. From within Tifra's mouth emerge some muffled words. "Feline thug tries to interfere with the freedom of the press, by attempting to eat reporter. It is obvious I have stumbled on a dangerous gang of cannibals."
Tifra spits the pixie out unhurt and looks sheepishly at Sophie "Sorry Sophie old habit." Had not really thought to her birth clan nothing was more sacrisanct than the well being and happiness of a female in the family way.
You nods her understanding to Tifra. The reporter thanks Dawn for the interview. Then flies off, followed by Sophie who calls "Sorry, so sorry, I'll do all I can to prevent him spreading that nonsense."
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