RP:Gnome Punting

Here is what happens when a gnome, Chimpy, is punted in a room full of people.

Irin stands slowly and turns to make his way out of the tavern. "This was enjoyable to watch to a point, however I've begun to lose interest once more. I suppose I'll merely take my leave for a few hours and return after I have a bit of a nap. Oh, and forgive me for this but I can't hold it back any longer." As the hermit passes Chimpy he pulls back his right foot and propels it forward in the direction of Kasyr taking with it the plastic form of the gnome with it. The demi-feline pauses for a moment to watch the reaction but will surely leave after witnessing the reaction of the target and the projectile in turn.

Chimpy screams in a very high pitch as his little plastic body sails towards Kasyr!

Kasyr oocly writes out his last will and testament, and mails it to Terra, as should he die from the humiliating fate of plastic gnome to da face, she does have dibs on the scarf.

Kasyr said to Christabel, ""Do you ever have the feeling that something bad is going to happen?" Aaaand at about the sound of Irin's words and that rather horrible bit of hollering, the only thing necessary is a rather discontent and unhappy sounding, "...I'm -not- turning around" Before he's quite effectively plowed out of his chair, clattering to the floor in a rather unwholesome bit of cursing which would get the typist muted- and rob virgins of their chastity. Truly, that bad, and worse, the situation ending with the a gnome sized bruise on his forehead, and an all too furious Tiefling moving to grab chimpy and hurl him after Irin, "Have at tu, Et all. B******.""

Seriena lofts a shadow formed brow that is outlined in lightning as the hair within the cells. "Now that was interesting sport to be played..." She gestured towards the newly game of tossing the gnome.

Christabel feels as if this were the final straw, so to speak. With a startled 'Holy crap!' as Kasyr is shot out of his chair, she promptly makes a belated run for it. All in all, removing her feet from the table, grabbing her blanket, and hightailing it out of the tavern takes little less than a minute. Too sad she doesn't stick around to watch, but enough is enough, as far as weird goes.

Irin bellows out in a fit of laughter as Kasyr is blindsided by the flying gnome and sent into a fit of mind raping words of fury. Anticipating a retaliation similar to this, the demi-feline takes a side-step to the door as Chimpy hurtles towards him and subsequently Mercedes who he had been standing in front of. After reconsidering leaving to watch the rest of this play out, the hermit takes a stand next to door where he can make a quick escape if need be.

Chimpy screams some more as he's thrown towards Mercedes!

Mercedes rolls her eyes at the scene before her, eyes casts upon Kasyr and quite sympathetic she appeared at the bruise forming on the males head. Raising an arm, she attempted to motion for him to come nearer so that she could tend to the mans injury, not noticing the gnome that was now being hurtled back at Irin who belatedly stepped aside. She ducked, but a moment too late as the gnome smacked her dead center in the chest, knocking the wind from her and causing him to now be hurled at Ciadra.

Mercedes gasps for air, coughing as she struggles to maintain her composure. Glaring at Irin, who wasn't much of a help to her the entire night, she cusses under her breath.

Ciadra snarls slightly as Chimpy is tossed around like he is a doll. She snatches him from the air and holds him tightly in her arms. "Chimpy- why do you reduce yourself to being punted?"

Chimpy said to Ciadra, "*giggles madly* It's fun!"

Irukavu shoots up and moves over to Mercedes, stopping before her. "Miss, are you alright?"

Mercedes continues coughing, merely nodding in response to Irukavu who had seemed to care for her well being. "Thanks..." she muttered between ragged breaths, the woman looking helplessly at the barmaid. Gosh, she sure needed a drink!

Ciadra said to Chimpy, "And you wonder why no one takes you serious anymore."

Irin lowers his laughter into a less than subtle chuckle as he makes his way onto the roads of Kelay, the gnome punting having given him a good mood with which to take his cat nap with.