RP:Everybody Gets A Thing On The Raiez Vayne Show!

Part of the Do You Believe In Magic? Arc

Summary: Yay! The bitey redheads were finally fed! Also, yay! Dominic wasn't eaten alive! Also, gifts! YOU GET A THING! AND YOU GET A THING! AND YOU GET A THING! STUFF FOR EVERYONE! :D

Raiez's Cave (Dead End)

There was a whole lot of tension all up in that jar with the two bitey females and that one delectable, blood-filled human. It'd been so very long since Khitti had fed and by now, it was starting to wear her patience and her mind pretty thin. "Seriously, vhere zhe hell is Raiez? I can't deal vith zhis anymore. If she's not going to let me out, zhen she needs to feed us. Now." She glances at the other redhead, narrowing her eyes at her. "Vhy zhe hell hasn't she given us food yet? You had a damned buffet last time I saw zhe two of you together. You probably pissed her off vhen you tried to escape and now ve're -both- getting punished." Khitti's right eye twitches every so often, her pale lips twisted into a frown. "You are always nothing but trouble for me."

The other redhead might have had an idea, but if she did, no words were forthcoming. The eyes of the bitey one were locked squarely on the lone human of the jar. But no matter what was going through that woman's head, the arrival of the dragon was soon made evident by the splash of a body emerging from water. Bare feet padded across the cave floor, splashing residual water every which way, and those feet brought an equally bare body to where the two vampires were held. "Good news, everybody!" she cried as she opened the lid to the trio's jar, soon to remove Dominic to put him in his own space for a while. "I come bearing gifts!" Soon enough, another jar was upended over the other, and no less than ten grown men were deposited with the hungry vampires. Some were unconscious, some were dazed, but those that were aware quickly cowered as far away from every as they could. "She's a dragon!" one cried, pointing up at Raiez's gargantuan figure. It didn't bother Raiez in the slightest. After all, all the mages in the cave knew what she was. "Have a splendid supper, my little ones!" she crooned with a mischievous grin on her lips. Those words must have sunken in to the most alert of the deposited men; his flesh had turned the color of chalk.

Khitti's eyes grew wide as she realized the bitey one was staring at Dominic. Aw hell no. "Don't you even zhink about it, you b--." Well, her angry rant was cut off quite quickly thanks to Raiez's sudden, but inevitable appearance. Then she took Dominic?! What the hell? "Raaaaiez! You give him back to me! I swear to--." Cut off again. Because food. Also, naked Raiez. Seriously? What the heck? Naked people for days. "Um." The words 'splendid supper' hits Khitti's ears as she lowers her line of sight from the dragon up above to the poor, unfortunate souls that now resided in the jar with her and the other vampire. For a moment, she spares a thought for their predicament. It's wiped from her mind with a few blinks, the thought quickly replaced with that gnawing hunger in her mind and a cheshire-like grin sweeping across her face.

Raiez was not at all affected by Khitti's indignation. Sure, she had taken away the woman's boo-thang, but she had given her food! Food that a certain bitey one was eyeing with so much interest. In the blink of an eye the vampire was on the talker of the men, fangs sunk into flesh and a great squirt of blood splashed over the wall of the jar. It was almost like one of those cheesy 80's vampire flicks, but, ya know, real for this guy. It gave the phrase 'the thirst is real' a whole new meaning. Raiez, for her part, tapped on the jar as she stared at Khitti. "You might want to get in on the buffet before that one eats it all."

Khitti's grin faded a little as the bitey one did what was in her nature and took a bite out of that dude that seemed to like to announce the obvious. Orite. She should eat too. The younger redhead pounces on the nearest one that wasn't having his neck tore out, the action much like that of a lioness attempting to bring down a gazelle. There was lots of growling too. Yeah, she was -that- hungry. There's various bloodspraying and whatnot also, Khitti's feasting only adding to the gore that was beginning to fill up the jar. It was pretty gross. Hopefully, Dominic wasn't watching.

Raiez watched the two vampires go at it like hyenas on a lion's elephant leftovers. She was enthralled by the sight; the last she had seen of vampires, they were fighting her kind, so she never got to witness the blood-sucking undead do their thing. And my, how they seemed to enjoy it. Especially the topless redhead. Already done with her first meal, she had moved on to a second, one of the unconscious ones. It was clear she was a messy eater. Blood was coating her chin and upper chest. "If you two are good and finish all your food, I have presents for you, too," she urged the pair. Naturally, Raiez was ignored by Khitti's female companion. Probably because she was already moving on to her third meal.

Khitti wasn't about to be outdone by the older female. She drank as quickly as she could, moving on to the next one, but losing quite a bit of blood in the process. It was like some strange, unspoken competition between the two. Wait, gifts? Crimson brows furrowed as she peered up at Raiez, though she didn't stop drinking once. The last time Raiez dropped gifts into the jar, there were sharp, stabby objects that came raining down upon them and piles of heavy books. What the hell was going to come crashing down on them now?

Raiez saw that look in Khitti's eyes and grinned. Oh, Khitti sure had a treat coming her way. Multiple, really. But that would be later. After she ate. It looked like the other vampire was already well ahead of Khitti on that front, too. She had already moved on from her third to her fourth, and from there to her fifth. Seemed like Khitti was about to lose her competition with the older vampire. With one vampire being nearly done with their meal, Raiez went about digging through her satchel for the redhead's gifts. Although, she wasn't sure who would be more pleased with the gift, the bitey one, or Khitti.

Khitti was losing. She was losing hard. Like Leonardo DiCaprio all those years at the Oscars. She knew she wasn't going to beat the murdery one, but she wasn't going to just let her eat all of the food anyway. She kept on with her feasting, trying hard to keep up, but it was likely that a couple of her delicious morsels was going to get eaten up by the elder female. At least she did get fed finally, though. When she was finally finished, she wiped the blood away from her mouth with her sleeve, her attention settling on Raiez again, "Do I vant to know vhat you've got up zhere? Can you not almost kill us again? I'm quite sure zhe two of us vould appreciate it."

Raiez didn't even watch as the elder ate one of Khitti's morsels. Oh well. It was Khitti's own fault. If she weren't as slow like an asthmatic fat kid in a race against an Olympic runner, she'd have been fine. But no. Instead she chose to let the other win. And -then- she had the audacity to mouth off to Raiez. "Well fine, then," the dragon said as she looked up from her satchel and down at Khitti. "I'll just let her stay half naked. I even went out and bought her a cute little outfit to wear. I suppose this means you don't want this violin or magical oven over here, either, do you?"

Khitti's jaw drops at the mention of leaving the other female half naked. Her eyes grow wide like a deer in headlights as she throws her hands up in the air, waving frantically. "No! No no no! Uh? I'm sorry?! I'm sorry!" There's much flailing and panicking. "Please tell her to put a shirt on! It's been breasts for veeks in here!" There'd been certainly too much jiggling and jumping about for Khitti to last a life time. What the heck was it about that dark ranger and people's dangly bits? Seriously. Also, wait, did she say violin and 'magical' oven? "Vait, you have zhings for me too?"

Raiez grinned. That's what she thought. Out came that outfit she had mentioned, and it was dropped in pretty much on the older redhead's head. Raiez sure had a strange idea of what constituted as 'cute'. A leotard, thigh high boots, and gloves that would reach the woman's shoulders. These are what was gifted to the oldest of the jar. Oh well. That one was just happy to actually have clothes, and something that would hold things mostly still, it looked like. While the bitey one was getting dressed, Raiez went about pulling the oven, magically shrunken to fit the confines of the jar, from her satchel. "Yes, I do have things for you, my sweet," she answered as she lowered it into the jar. "This oven needs no wood or coal to cook. As well, if you look inside, you'll find that I've already put a little magical bag of ingredients to keep you entertained in there." And then came the violin. "And this, this is something that was part of my hoard ages ago. It was taken from me, and I only recently managed to reacquire it. The fellow that sold it to me was rather shady, and had a strange accent. Almost like yours, but not quite." And so down into the jar the violin went, as well, with as much care as Khitti would have ever seen Raiez handle anything with.

Khitti was certainly happy that the bitey one had clothing. She wasn't so happy that now the other redhead was changing right in front of her. As if the boobs wasn't enough, now she gets the whole show. This is something she feels like she might as well get used to. People might as well be walking around her completely naked now. Nothing was going to phase her now. Well, nothing -was- going to phase her until that violin came into view. The oven had been noted, and definitely filed away in the back of her mind as a potential thing to utilize later. If anything, she'd keep Dominic fed with delicious baked goods, something she had promised him a few months ago. That violin, though, it took all of Khitti's willpower to resist ugly crying for the next week. "H-how did you get my sister's violin? Vhat do you mean it vas yours? L-like mine?" Questions continue to pour out of Khitti's mouth like a waterfall, her eyes all watery, and even her voice cracking a little. It was a tender moment. Something was likely to ruin it. Nevertheless, she took the instrument carefully and inspected it. It hadn't changed whatsoever since she'd seen it nearly ten years ago. And that shady guy Raiez spoke of must've been the shopkeeper she sold it to for food money. He was entirely stingy and gave her barely enough to buy food to last her more than a day.

Raiez acted as if she didn't notice Khitti crying, and even had the decency to look away as though something else had caught her attention. But, as Khitti thought, something would ruin that moment. That something, of course, was the other vampire inspecting her new outfit, tapping her foot, and exclaiming, "My backside is hanging out!" Raiez's eyes snapped to the newly dressed woman and inspected the outfit. Sure enough, there was plenty of cheek showing. Well. Maybe the mannequin had a different build. Whoopsie. "Ahem," Raiez cleared her throat, "I also have something for your boytoy. A book that might interest him." And down into the jar yet another book was dropped, a book on the art of runecraft. And so was her bae, of course. "And with that, I must bid you all adieu. Until my next return!" And so Raiez spun on her heel and made her way back to the pool. Before she fully left, however, she snapped her fingers with an "Oh!" Turning back, she went to where Linn and Odhranos were stored, opened the lid of their jar, and dropped in dirt and varied stones, both magical and mundane. "Some things to play with for the dirt-lovers, too!" And -then- she was gone. Sheesh, Raiez. Get your act together.

Khitti opened her mouth to say something, perhaps even a 'thank you' to Raiez, but she's soon cut off -again- as Dominic's dropped into the jar also with his new book. Her mouth remains open, though no words come out, and she's just left to stare from the violin, to Dominic, to the spot where Raiez once stood and back again. What. The. Actual. Hell. Just. Happened? Huh. Well. This was going to take awhile for Khitti to process.