RP:An important matter of hamster naming
Setting
The Soph Shop 19th Sept 2011
Uchawiman popped out of Robert's nose
Muraski sits inside the Soph Shop, just kind of sneaks his way inside and finds a seat somewhere.
You pours Muraski some tea from the fine bone china tea pot. Little Sanmichel, soon enters the room riding his much loved Warhamster, The tiny pixie shows off having his mount jump over the teaspoon, and swerve in and out of various items displayed on the counter. He keeps well away from the teapot and cups of tea, however, he mother having often warned the lad about the dangers of scalding hot water. "Champion the wonder hamster!" Cries little Sanmichel dramatically. Sophie smiles and greets Uchawiman and Ranok politely. "How can I help you gentlemen?" Curled up at her feet is a terrified looking bald-headed drow male wearing a slave collar.
Uchawiman popped out of the slaves nose. What? You never had a Voodooman frog pop out of your nose before? Hmh. Guess not. Maybe you people arn't as bad as I thought! So anyway. Snot-frog. Only it isn't snot. Get your head out of the gutter, what are you? five? He lifts his hat at Sophie all english-ponce like. Except, you know, the sounds of a friggin' huge-ass jungle coming from the hat when the darn thing lifts it. I THINK a english gentleman didn't do THAT? or maybe the did. How'd I know. I'm not birttish. Wierd place. Seriously. What the heck is a crumpet? Who even makes up a word like that? Crum-pet? A Crummy pet? Like my rabbit that coughs up acid fur? "Naa worry man, Mi jus' took a wrong turn."
Muraski grasped the tea from Sophie, tea? Now this was something new for the man. "Tea, huh? Never really been much a tea person I have to say." He turned towards the others, the pain in the arse frog who had appeared. "Ugh, him again.. Still won't explain why shrimp are bad.."
You gave 1 Deluxe Hans Action-Figure to Uchawiman. You gave Uchawiman 1 Ranok voodoo doll.
You ooc I am British...er am I expected to know this stuff Ucha hun?
The Voodoo Man always had that blessing of timing
Ranok strolls into the room. He surveys it with a cursory glance. All the damage Johnny did was fixed up. Well, that was good, at least. The man glances at the pixie around his head, "Noddink. Chust lookink. Dat iz hall." Then Ucha makes his customary WTF entrance. Ranok, as always, was unsurprised. The Voodoo Man always had that blessing of timing. "Voodoo Man. Hy vas chust tinkink uf hyu." Not really. But that didn't really make a difference to Ucha, he wagered.
Muraski said, "ooc Pfft, all British people know these things! I'm American! I force my opinions onto others so I'd know so! <.<" Uchawiman oocly snickers. Do not take anything the narrator says seriously. He is about as stupid as the frog is insane.
Sophie speaks kindly the freed slave, who sadly has had his mine fractured by many years of torture. "These good people won't hurt you, I promise. How about if you try introducing yourself to them, Robert my friend?" The terrified drow just cowers, seeming too petrified to speak despite Sophie's attempts at calm reassurance.
You ooc Or as the writer is a genius *huggles Ucha*
The human, the frog, and the shop owner walk into a bar - what is this some kinda joke?
Muraski sat in the back of his corner, the human, the frog, and the shop owner.. Two of them he despised, one of them was Cap's mom. Yep, Kassy was officially known as Cap'n to him.
Little Kassy pops his head in from the back room, He grins happily and calls to Muraski. "This pirate just has to finish his homework, then l'll be free to keelhaul you yer land lubber."
Uchawiman whirls around like a carousel (including that horrible horrible music they play...) and sprays glitter from his sleeves and stuff. Then he points at Ranok with a giant candy-cane. Oh man, now I'm hungry. Ever had that feeling when you see a sort of food and your brain goes haywire and makes you wanna eat a completely diffrent food so bad you feel that if you -don't- get to eat in in the next thirty mintues you're gonna have to punch a baby or something? Yeah. It's the sound that makes you punch infants. Only... not a sound. "Mi be on da mind of many, maan. Da Uchawiman is pon everybody mind, ja?" he started skipping back and forth like some sort of insane colourful pendlum spewing really-fast-spoken nonesense.. "Da memmory be me bill and yu all be singing it. Yu remember wut yu need and wut yu liek an wut yu fear. Each on one be da drivin' business tings. Yu naa remember da common and da common be nuthin anybody needs. If yu don't tink about mi, mi naa doin' ma job right!"
Muraski waved at the pirate from where he sat, took a sip of the tea, set it back down, then never mentioned it again. He approached the frog next, "Could you finally explain why shrimp is bad?"
The parrot and the frog agreed
Uchawiman 's hat popped up. A fat colourfullparrot sat under it and yelled: in agreement: "Craaaw!!" that's right, Parrot. Craw! ....Craw indeed...
Ranok blinks, once., at Ucha. "Right." He moves things along. Mura was ignored, for the most part. He knew they were best buddies forever. He didn't need to say hello. Sophie is given a cordial nod. And an apology, but not for what she might have expected, "Hy'm sorry for de havoc dat iz about to visit you liddle shop here in a few minutes." An apology in advance, for the frog. What he was about to unleash was probably more destructive then Johnny ever would be.
Sophie is thinking that if poor Robert is ever to regain some semblance of sanity, it may be best to limit his interactions with people even crazier than he is, like the frog.
A picture of a turtle with a big red X over it
Uchawiman whipped out a sock-puppet at Muraski all dramaticly. Was that a tha-daah sound? probobly. "Da shrimp be naa fish-" the puppet imitated a fish then shook it's head. "Naa be shrimp da shellfish!" the puppet held up a picture of a turtle with a big red X over it. "And wut yu call da ting that chooses na side?" the puppet raised is arms in a shrug. "A SPY!!" exclaimed the frog dramaticly. And the pupper smacked it's hands to it's cheeks imitating that 'the scream' painting! Egads!
Sophie considers just throwing Ranok out of her shop before he can instigate it getting wrecked -again- "What in Sven's name?"
A discussion of comparative theology
Uchawiman said to you, "Jimbob, maan. Yu naa know it. but sven be da misconception. Jimbob be da one true great spirit, maan."
You dropped 1 dead fish.
Muraski just was ignored minus the parot.. He turned towards Sophie, "Can you understand this amphibous pain in the arse? He smashed my bowl of shrimp and refuses to pay for it because 'shrimp is evil'."
Ranok points at Ucha. No further explaination was necessary.
Like a pissed off grandma trained in purse-fu
Uchawiman 's puppet marched right up to Ranoks face like a pissed of grandma trained in purse-fu. Dangerous stuff, dude. "Whatcha want, mumbles?" it said. Yeah the puppet said. Oh come on, you can drop the act. You were all expecting it, I know. Don't petronize me."
Sophie has always been brought up to respect the religious believes of others...at least until they start torturing elves to death in the name of the spider queen and suchlike. She bows her head politely to Uchawiman. "My respects to Jimbob, then sir."
Uchawiman said OOC, "I am cutting loose this morning. Not sure if that is good or bad. But it is rather fun. Do be carefull with your sanity."
You said to Muraski, "Maybe you should speaking more politely to him. Calling someone an 'amphibious pain in the arse' is rarely the way to make friends and or get your bowl of shrimp paid for. Uchawiman here has always been very kind to my children and myself, even if he is crazy as a loon...er I mean a little eccentric."
Muraski planted his face into his palm as the puppet show began. There was no reasoning with this thing. "The child pirate being a Captain makes more sense then you, frog." With that, he'd take a seat upon the floor in the corner of the room. Ranok said to Uchawiman, "Up for zum Voodoo?"
I always locks any remaining dregs of my sanity safely up in a pickle jar (oocly)
Sophie said OOC, "No worries Uchanwiman I always locks any remaining dregs of my sanity safely up in a pickle jar before playing Hollow. It's not like I am ever going to need such an attribute in this place."
Uchawiman said to Ranok, "Are YU?"
Muraski said to you, "I politely, originally, explained to him that should he not pay for my food I'd shove the pieces of my bowl into his face. I made no rude remarks about his creatureness then he simply refused to pay for it or even get me a new thing of food! How is someone not a pain in the arse then?"
Rabbits dat turn into butterflies
Ranok pffts. No one was ready for Ucha's insanity. Not unless you were Ucha. And even then, he wondered. "Hy asked first. Regardless. Hy em trowink a party for everyone. It vill be Fae Demed. Hy vill hef a liddle kontest. Hy vant pipple to try to katch rabbits. Dat turn into butterflies. Und back again. It vill be fun."
Ranok said to you, "Vich brinks me here. Hy need about tventy butterfly nets to hend out to pipple. Kan hyu find me dat mhenny? "
Ranok said to Muraski, "No."
Ranok said to Uchawiman, "Oh, und Hy need about a hundred."
Not exactly the epitome of polite converstaion
Sophie hands Muraski a mirror. "I believe this may help you to locate the pain which is bothering you. Threatening to cut someone's face with the shards of your broken bowl is not exactly the epitome of polite converstaion."
You gave 1 Monarch Butterfly to Uchawiman.
Uchawiman 's puppet went on to slap Ranok and laugh like a lunatic before dissapearing. The thing wasn't even on Ucha's hand anymore, it turns out. It was standing on a frikkin' broom. Where'd It get a broom? Will. you. stop. asking. QUESTIONS!? Geez! It's not worth it! Run! Run for your life, kid! Get out of here! They'll come for you! They'll be back! It's the- okay, imma stop myself there... got a bit out of hand. Anyway. The frog grabbed the brim of his hat and forced it down so the parrot dissapeared into it with a "Squerawk!?" and then went back into showman pose with the cane and all that usual stuff. "Shape-changein' butterflies? Too easy maan... yu got me tinkin' dis wod be fun."
Muraski sighed at the woman as he took the mirror and placed it upon the counter. "I was very polite, I believe I even said please. However, if someone came in and wrecked your store per say, would you be pleased with them enough not to threaten them with whatever sharp and pointy thing you could find if they didn't clean it up and reimburse what they broke?"
Mebbe a giraffe? Or Wuteva dat ting was
Uchawiman swung his staff like a friggin baseball bat, smacking the chicken that came out of his robe away like a golfball out the door! Swoosh! Homerun-in-one! Yes! Now that's an achivement "Yu naa want any otha shapes too, maan? Mebbe a giraffe? Or..." the frog shades his eyes like when you're trying to look really far after something flying away and then points with his stick. "Wuteva dat ting was."
Sophie sighs sadly, "Indeed I would. Ranok's lunatic employee Johnny samshed up my store the other day. Neither he nor Ranok have yet offered to pay a penny towards repairing the damages, yet that is no excuse for me to sink to the level of threatening violence against -anyone-. I am above such petty threats."
Sophie gave Uchawiman a giraffe.
No! No different shepes. Chust rabbits und butterflies
Ranok shakes his head, ignoring Sophie, "No! No different shepes. Chust rabbits und butterflies. Nize und hermless. Onless hyu kan suggest an innocent animal dat kan fit in a net dat von' kill pipple vith bitink or vat hef hyu." Muraski turned and pointed at Ranok, "That raving mad man over there who's speech is so impaired that a mute speaks clearer?" He turned back towards the woman, "If so, I am by no means above petty threats, in fact, I'd even be inclined to help get back some of the repairs from him." He grinned rather cunningly, confidently, as if he figured the female would want such a thing.
Sophie said to Muraski, "Two wrongs do not make a right, and if I were to do violence against either Johnny of Ranok in retaliation for having my store smashed up. I would be far more in the wrong than they. People are far more important than things and should always be treated with respect...even jerks who smash up your shop!" She looks meaningfully at Ranok."
Muraski said to you, "And how is me doing something against him anything involving you? Perhaps, I do it of my own volition and then! You just happen to thank me in such a way of a discount, perhaps?"
Uchawiman twirled his stick and turned it into a hamster. "How'bout dat?"
If you upsets my mum, I won't ever keehaul you again either, so there
Sophie said to Muraski, "Let me put in this way. Were you to be so foolish as to do violence to -anyone- over damage to mere material possesions, I will -thank - you by banning you from my shop permanently." Little Kassy shouts from the back room. "Yeah, and if you upsets my mum, I won't ever keehaul you again either, so there!"
Ranok shakes his head, "Not hoppy enuf."
Sophie gave 1 hamster to Uchawiman.
What's his name mister? Can I keep him?
Little Sanny is most impressed by the hamster that Uchawiman has conjured. The tiny boy gazes lovingly at the fluffy rodent, and reaches out to gently stroke him. "What's his name mister? Can I keep him? I has three hamsters already, and I looks after them real well!"
Muraski said to you, "I believe you lack the understanding of the true meaning behind what I stating. When a man breaks into one's store, he doesn't just smash things, break apart the store, and harm the material possessions. No, he instead harms ones emotions, he threatens their sense of security and trust upon their own safety. They can not believe themselves as confident in the security of where they stayed. I was not merely offering compensation for the damages upon the physical materials, I was offering compensation for the damage he caused to your soul." Oh what a slogan the thief thought he'd made. "Anyways, if you don't want assisstance, I understand and I'll leave him intact the way he is for the crimes commited against your store. You have my word upon that."
Sophie said to Muraski, "I believe you are a fool! I am quite capable of looking after my own soul. Look to your own before you consider acts of violence."
Uchawiman had the hamster fly, yeah fly, over to Sammichel "Sure."
Uchawiman had the hamster fly, yeah fly, over to Sammichel "Sure." Pop! Staff back. hamster still there. So yeah. "Yu picky." Said the frog to Ranok. "But Mi'll do wut yu want." No antics this time. He must really be bored.
Muraski said to you, "Acts of violence are rather common within these lands, as defending one's self against muggers, bandits, trolls, orcs, ogres, is rather hard to do without violence. You can not merely run always."
Ranok gives a world weary sigh. "Hokay. Hokay. Fine. Giff de rabbit vinks und make de butterflies de size uf my palm. Betta?"
A crazy crayon throwing rat
Little Sanmichel is absolutely delighted by his new pet. He hugs the tame little hamster, then gets out a brush and begins to brush his fine fur. "Thanks mister! I'll think up a really good name for him...how abouts if I calls him Uchawiman in your honour, mister would that be alright? Rowen the rat scampers in from a rathole throws a number of crayons at the frog, the scampers off again draggin a crayon behind her, talking to what she in her addled little mind is convinced is the frog, captive in a crayon cage.
Uchawiman laughs a bit at Ranoks uh... what's that word... eh... compromise? I think? Anyway. It balances the staff on it's head and shuffles a card deck by making cards fly back and forth between his hands with the sound of popcorn being popped in the sun. Ever heard that? it's a awesome sound. Mm... popcorn. "More fun for yu guest, Mithinks." says the frog with that grin.
Sophie said to Muraski, "I do not run sir, I am no coward! Also just because something is common does not make it right! Stealing and disrespeting the gods is also rather common in this land, it is still morally wrong. Besides we are not speaking of self defence, which is an entirely different matter. A person has the right to defend themselves, or their family, by using the minimum required force so to do, But no -one has any right to use violence against another for damage to property, There are other, far more civilised ways of settling such disputes."
Ranok said to you, "Maybe Johnny kould visit his shop. Vat do hyu tink?""
Then he's hit by Crayons ! Boosh! Colours!
Uchawiman looks to Sammichel and holds up a finger. The cards shuffle themselves anyway. There's a parlor trick, yeah? Don't come here with your hiding cards and guessing faces! Unless you can -at least- make them dance and sing, you've got nothing on us! Hells yeah! "Uchawiman be naa name, maan. It Mi title!" says the frog and... I... Didn't know that. Plot twist, darnit! I'm supposed to know this stuff! I demand better working conditions! Then he's hit by Crayons ! Boosh! Colours! the frog falls backwards and is pulled along the floor all someone-tied-a-rope-around-my-ankles style. "Yu smart, Rowen!"
Muraski said to you, "I never called you a coward nor implied it, nor would I. I hardly know you. I do however know people, as they don't all simply just pay for things from the goodness of their hearts. Some, have to be reminded about why they should. Afterall, not all of us can be kind decent beings. If we were, your shop would never of been wrecked to begin with. Has he even planned any kind of compensation?"
In Jimbob's name no!
Sophie said to Ranok, "In Jimbob's name no! I wouldn't wish that destructive idiot to visit my worst enemy. "
Ranok said to you, "If Hy recall...a troll kame in here first. Und vas de kause. Johnny vas protectink my child. Hyu begrudge me de safety uf my daughter? "
Uchawiman oocly laughed out loud at Sophie's post... in jimbobs name.... that's simply amazing. She stuck with it.
Muraski said to Ranok, "You missed her words. She allows you the safety of a child as long as it doesn't come at the expense of anothers life. You're supposed to use the minimal amount of force neccesary. So, to defend your daughter, incapacitate them then leave with the child."
Muraski oocly just understand the humor behind Jimbob :D
What does the title mean? 'Cute fluffy and cuddly?'
Sophie said to Muraski, "I hope he has planned to compensate, me should that not be the case, I have far more civilised ways of persuading him to do the right thing than foolish physical violence. I need no help from one with so little intelligence as to consider such a reprehensible course of action." The shopkeepers mouth falls agape as Rowen drags of her frog friend. "Hey, rat woman, bring him back, this instant!" Sanmichel is still hamster-obsessed. "So mister if Uchawiman is your titile,, would it not be a suitable name for my new hamster? What does the title mean? If it means 'cute fluffy and cuddly' it seems to me it would make a great name for a hamster." "
You occly *huggles Uchawimam and Muraski* So glad you guys enjoyed my Jimbob post <3<3<3 This rp is hilarious.
Ranok stomps on the invisible rope, thus 'saving' Ucha. "It distresses me dat dis sort uf tink seems kompletely natural now." Muraski said to you, "You state that people who think of violence lack intelligence? No offense meant, miss, but from what you state, everyone lacks intelligence. Not one person upon this planet has ever lacked the thought. Anyways, I can think of several other courses of action, I just prefer to be direct is all. I've used other courses when being direct doesn't work so well."
Sophie oocly so hopes the title Uchawiman -does- mean cute fluffy and cuddly. *huggles*
Muraski oocly wonders what it means as well :D Also wants to know the real name.
He leaves a trail of sparkles and small strange animals on the ground
Uchawiman pointed at Sammichel with his stick from the floor . He leaves a trail of sparkles and small strange animals on the ground. Sorta like the chefions. You know what those are. Don't act stupid. "It means..." he spread his arms all pose-like. "Mi."
Uchawiman oocly knows what it means. But it is not very simple to get a clear answer from the frog in the matter, sadly.
Sophie said to Muraski, "But of course everyone lacks intelligence. No one is perfectly intelligent or wise. And there is a difference between being weak, and feeling like violence, whilst knowing it is wrong, and being so depraved as to seriously consider and or suggest such a course of action."
"Mi perfectly sane. Wut, yu tink mi be nuts?
Uchawiman said to you, "Mi perfectly sane. Wut, yu tink mi be nuts?""
Little Sanny is now looking quite confused. "Er maybe It might be simpler if I was to decide to name my new pet in honour of someone else, mister Uchawiman? What do you think? I wanted to honour you, to thank you for giving me such a nice little hamster, but I can't understand a thing you a saying just now..."He cuddles the little critter. "He is soooo cute!"
Muraski said to you, "Then may I ask you, are the soldiers who battle within the wars of this realm depraved Miss? While I agree with you, violence is not the greatest of answers, I also believe that it is a simple one that has been effective since time began. "
Sophie said to Uchawiman, "You are every bit as sane as your rat friend, my dear."
You said to Muraski, "The generals who send those soldiers to die are the ones who are depraved, and just how 'effective' a solution to the world's ills do you believe killing people to be?"
Hy get a man arguink insane philosophy. Und de frog. Alvays de frog
Ranok rubs his face, "Hy kome here to do business, Hy get a man arguink insane philosophy. Und de frog. Alvays de frog. Dis becomink too regular to be healddy." He decides to try a more direct course of handling this. He points at Ucha, "Voodoo Man! Get voodooink! It's not voodon', it's voodoo! So do!"
You told Uchawiman, "ooc Would you occly mind if Little Sanny were to name his 4th hamster Uchawiman in your frog's honour hun?"
The sun and moon start having a slap-hand-fight while making 'neeeeergh!' sounds at each other
Uchawiman jumped up on his feet and held out a hand. The cards came flying, flapping like butterflies. Just roll with it. "Yu name it wut yu want, maan. Mi got all da titles an honour mi needs." says the frog and flips up a card showing the moon and the sun holding hands. "Da empress? Noting wrong wit her either, yu no." he says. Oh and the sun and moon start having a slap-hand-fight while making 'neeeeergh!' sounds at eachother. "Quiet yu two!"
Uchawiman told you, "ooc: Not at all."
Muraski said to you, "The soldiers choose to walk under their general's orders. They are no less at fault then the man who controls them. Every man can lay down arms at any given point yet none ever do. As for effectiveness, think of it this way. Disease kill people, animals kill people, and nature kills people. The difference of people killing people is lacking. Is it truly any different from the others when a person kills another person? "
Me and mister Uchawiman have important matters of hamster naming to discuss first
Little Sanny chides Ranok. "All in good time mister Ranok. You have to get your priorities right, Me and mister Uchawiman have important matters of hamster naming to discuss first."
Sophie told Uchawiman, "ooc Awesome *jumps for joy* and *huggles her friend*"
Uchawiman looked over at Ranok and slapped the moon. Oh, forgot to mention: the moon? it looked out of the card and stuck it's tounge out at ranok and made a sound like a kazoo. "Yu wan da bunnies now, maan? Sure." and then the frog goes all WHOPASH! and whips his arm out at Ranok like chuck-norris throws a punch. Only they didn't all die. We'll settle for the 128, oh wait. 129... bunnies that shot out of the frogs sleeve at the smith. Bunnythrower! Adorable and deadly! But... not really.... they're not monty python bunnies. Jimbob save us if they were...
They're not monty python bunnies. Jimbob save us if they were
Sophie said to Muraski, "Yes it is, and if you truly cannot see the moral difference between deliberate murder and other forms of unavoidable death, I worry for you sir."
Ranok , the professional as ever, plucks a rabbit clinging to the outside of his duster off. An inspect is given as the rest of the animals hop about the store, getting into Jimbob know's what. "Dese rabbits do not hef vings." He looked sorely disappointed. Muraski said to you, "Does a disease not choose it's targets? Think of the curse of the wolf, the one that changes people. Not all change underneath it's mark but a few races, yet it still exists. Is that not a deliberate thing? Does it not force people to kill with little they can do to prevent it? Absolutely. Familys are killed by loved ones from time to time by such a disease. Another example is that of the vampire forcing people to drink upon anothers blood. The line between deliberate murder and unavoidable death is a fickle one. It's not easy to distinquish. However... I think we have bigger issues then the debate upon loss of souls, like.. Rabbits.." *Muraski pointed at the one hundred- twenty nine bunnies that hopped about.* "I do hope they leave soon otherwise well.. You we may just see how fast rabbits multiply from your shops example. Any way to get rid of these things?"
Uchawiman held up his staff at Ranok "Yet, maan."
Ranok throws the rabbit over his shoulder. Carefully aimed at Mura, to boot. "Den vat em Hy payink hyu for? Tsk!"
I would leave such matters for the consideration of those of us with personal experience of said phenomenon
Sophie said to Muraski, "I really would not attempt to argue about the nature of intelligence sir. I would leave such matters for the consideration of those of us with personal experience of said phenomenon."
Uchawiman grinned at Ranok and started throwing out cards like ninja stars! hitting a bunny at a time with epic shinobi prescion. And every time a bunny was hit it inflated a little bit like a balloon and sprouted wings like a schoolgirl in japaneese cartoons. Poff! Oh and the small voodoo-animals from before were playing a song on tiny instruments. "Dis, maan. Yu need ta chill."
Muraski grabbed the bunny as it bounced off his chest, a sigh made. "Miss, these critters are getting rather out of control.. The frog man who despises shrimp has clearly offered us several fine meals to make up for the loss of shrimp, would you not say?" Yes, Muraski was planning to take the bunnies for food. In fact, he began to pick some up and stack them on top of one another in his arm.
Ranok lets Mura. If the thief was trusting of anything Ucha made to be edible in the first place, nevermind both edible and *normal*, that was his risk.
Uchawiman 's bunny spat a fireball made out of flowers into Muraski's face
Uchawiman 's bunny spat a fireball made out of flowers into Muraski's face. Ow. Burn. Literally.
Uchawiman oocly nods. Dragunnies. Oh yes.
Zondo appears from below.
Zondo oohs and ahhs, walking into the establishment where evidently everyone is awake in Hollow right now is hiding
Muraski is burnt by the flower spewing bunny. A singed suit to appear as the mobster quickly threw the thing at Uchawiman. "You can keep it.. Still unable to pay me for my shrimp I see.." The human sighed and went back to his corner to sit.
Whoever heard of any pixie who had a bunny rabbit as his noble steed?
Little Sanny happily dances along to the the music played by the small voodoo animal orchestra. He is joined by another of Soph's kids who runs in from the back, because she loves dancing. Little Gwenilyn is a five year old gold dragon, currently in her dragon form, she dances around joyfully, making 'gloop gloop' noises. Sanimichel regards the vast numbers of bunny rabbits hopping around his mother's shop. "They is quite nice, but...." He turns a somersault as he considers."All in all they ain't nearly so wonderfull as hamsters! Whoever heard of any pixie who had a bunny rabbit as his noble steed?"
Muraski said, "ooc : :D Hamster steed!"
Welcome sir. It isn't always this chaotic in here, just 95% of the time
Sophie welcomes Zondo to her shop, which is currenty full of hundreds of magically summoned bunny rabbits. "Welcome sir. It isn't always this chaotic in here, just 95% of the time. Chaos come rather natuarlly as a consequence of having kids around, and voodoo frog friends around too. How can I help you sir?"
Sophie said, "ooc Have you not met Champion the wonder hamster little Sanny's noble steed? There are several rps about him on the wiki :D"
Muraski said, "ooc: :D No I haven't ^.^ I might just have to :)"
Sophie ooc another time dear I'll make sure to have little Sanny show Muraski, Champion. That hamster is the lad's pride and joy!
Ranok inspects another rabbit. He kept the business end away from his face, "Fire? No, no. Dis vill not do. Dey vill burn trough de net. Change it to bubbels. Dat pop in various notes uf music. Chust notes, tough, not a vole song." Uchawiman said to Ranok, "Dey breath wut dey want, maan! Mi could change it. But mitinks dey'll do wut yu want if yu ask nicely."
From bunny to butterfly to brass instrument
Uchawiman - The rabbit in ranok's hand explodes! Now it's a giant butterfly! It makes a sound like a tuba and flies away from the smith.
Zondo blinks at the chaos about the place, feeling oddly at home amongst all the mayhem considering his more recent adventures of solitude. "Oh no, tis fine Ma'am. I was just about looking around to see where there might be amusement to be found."
Muraski turned to Zondo, "Amusement a plenty if you enjoy frogs who ruin your dinner, men who can't speak properly and children who play pirates. Though, the last is by far rather amusing to enjoy. I even found myself to be slain by them last time about this shop."
Litte Sanmichel the three inch tall, seven year old pixie lad calls to Zondo. "You've come to the right place for amusement mister! Do you like hamsters? Or sharks?"
Ranok only remarks, "Vell, at least dat part vorks. Hy'm not gonna ask de rabbits to not breath fire. Hy don' ask hyu to not shoot lupines out uf you hat, but here ve are."
Everything you say is complete nonsense, but it is pretty well-pronounced complete nonsense
Little Sanny comments to Muraski. "Don't be so hard on yerself mister. I wouldn't say you can't speak properly. I mean everything you say is complete nonsense, but it is pretty well-pronounced complete nonsense." . Zondo shakes his head at Muraski. "Everywhere I go you seem to be there..." Quickly turning his head towards the pixie as it speaks to him that vampire smiles a toothy grin. "Sharks are much more fun, lad."
Muraski blinked at Sanny's words, "Well then... I erm.." Out smarted by a child... The man found himself speechless. Muraski shrugged at the vampire as he recovered from the loss to Sanny, "Perhaps you are following me where I go?"
Bella appears from below.
Bella dances.
Zondo shakes his head at the man, "Or we are just destined to be utterly annoyed by the constant of each other's presence?"
Sanmichel is delighted to meet someone else who shares his infatuation with Sharks.The excited lad flutters over to the fishbowl containing his much loved pets and names each of the baby sharks affectionately. "Fluffy, Cuddles, Nigel, Lirithen and Marmalade." He turns a few somersaults in the air. "I found one. Lirithen in my cup of tea, I think he must have some magic to have been happy in the hot liquid. I was planning to teach one of the sharks to become a mighty steed when they are a bit bigger, so then I can be Sanmichel the famous pixie knight of the sea. I am of course already reknowned throught the land and air."
Sophie welcomes Bella to her shop. Her five year old gold dragon daughter, in dragon form, dances with the pixie joyfully.
The bunny burps out bubbles that pop in a: Pon, don, ting, tang!
Uchawiman sighs and looks down at a bunny. "Yu wanna breath bubbles instead, maan?" the bunnie responds! By burping out bubbles that pop in a: Pon, don, ting, tang!
Uchawiman said to Ranok, "See? Easy."
Bella eyes widen having never seen a dragon before, but dances about with her anyhow.
You Little Sanny asks Uchawiman "Can you show me how to breathe bubbles too mister Uchawiman? That looks fun!"
Bella eyes Uchawiman suspiciously.
Zondo blinks at the rapid, excited talking of the pixie as he names of the sharks, "Aye I'd say that would be a splendid way to prove your dominance over the sea. Sadly I have yet to find a way to breath underwater so I can never have such sea like adventures." Turning to Sophie as she overwhelms him with a story about her shop he nods slowly. "I would say you need some body guards of your own, miss. To help combat people from destroying your beautiful shop in such ways."
Ranok picks up another rabbit, "Simple as dat, indeed. Now Hy need to decide vere to schtick dem for de tvo veeks ontil de party."
Sophie politely refrains from making any suggestions as to where Ranok can stick the bunnies.
Bella said to Zondo, "I can help you do that sweeit! "
Is a hamster snorkel wise?
Little Sanny continues to enthuse to Zondo about the possibily of him becoming a shark-rider as well as a hamster rider. "Nassy says, instead of spending ages training a shark to be my mount, I should try to make a snorkel for the fine mount I already have, 'Champion the wonderhamster'. So he can be a bit like a seahorse. What do you think would be best?"
Zondo quickly spins upon his heal, another person yet managing to aquire his attention, speaking rapidly so that he will not miss something someone else is saying to him. "I might ask how such a task would be accomplished."
Uchawiman said to Sammichel "Yu open yu mouth. Take a deep breath. And den yu spit out bubbles.
Uchawiman oocly laughs aloud at the thought of giving Wonderhamster a snorkle and flippers. Especially knowing the frog could indeed see it done.
I haven't exactly worked out all the details of how to make a hamster-snorkel yet
The shark mad pixie kid replies. "I haven't exactly worked out all the details of how to make a hamster-snorkel yet.It might be better if I were to get some golden kelp to feed to Champion the wonder hamster. That's a magic type of seaweed, and if you eats it, you can breathe underwater."
Zondo spinning in a circle to look back at the pixie lad who he had been talking to about sharks the vampire shrugs unknowingly. "I think that a true master of everything should be able to have multiple mounts. A shark is surely faster through the sea and the sharp teeth would make him a terror. If you could tame such a thing to be able to ride at your command. You would surely be a terror in the seas."
You oocly would love to rp that sometime Ucha.Just now I am rather exhausted, and keeping myself awake with the invigourating power of extreme silliness. I'll collaspe and sleep soon <3<3<3
Bella dances over to Zondo with a smug look " Easy, stick a bubble on your head!' bursting into giggles drifty before turning serious again " or eat this" holding out a perfectly ordinary cookie.
The rabbits follow him like rats would the Piper
Ranok shrugs, "Hy'll vorry about it later." To wrangle the bunnies, he simply whistles a tune. The rabbits follow him like rats would the Piper. He had a feeling that the music would get the herd to go. Ranok leads the strange procession out of the shop. A hundred and change worth of winged rabbits, which popped into enormous butterflies and spat bubbles. He seemed nonchalant about the whole affair, however.
Zondo eyes the cookie, remembering last night she had spread pixie dust upon a cookie in order to 'shrink' someone. "I though those made people small?"
Bella just frowns impatiently "Do you want to breath underwater or not sweetie?"
Zondo thinks about her question for a moment. "Does the enchanted cookie go bad or is it a forever enchanted cookie? Cause there is totally no water here right now and I would enjoy saving it for later."
. You gave 1 spring water to Zondo.
Zondo oocly has water now!
Sanny is proud of what he learned from his fellow pixie with the beautiful sparkly dust trail
Sanmichel is delighted to meet Bella again, the little lad flies around in circles shouting "Smelly head, Smelly head, everyone's a smelly head." The child is proud of this phrase which he learned from his fellow pixie with the beautiful sparkly dust trail.Sophie chides her son. "Sanny dear, that really is not knightly language."
Bella sighs and throws the cookie over her shoulder, " It's a cookie sweetie, of course it doesn't last" pretending to roll up her sleeves " guess I will have to do it the hard way" holding her hands close together and screwing her eyes shut in concentration, the middle of the pixies hands start to glow a brilliant Azure Colourer, after a few moments a transparent bubble starts appearing between them, trapping in the air around it as it grows untill it was big enough to fit around the vampires "there you go sweetie" the pixie pants opening her eyes and handing the bubble to Zondo " just stick it on her head when you want to go underwater"
Bella giggles at the little pixie boy " The best phrase ever that one, but only say it to mean people sweetie"
Bella lands on Zondo shoulder to rest,
The naming of the hamsters
Sanmichel nods "Alright I'll only say it to mean people." The pixie lad is obviously impressed by this bubble magic and asks Bella."Can you make a bubble like that for Champion too?.I have four hamsters now , one, is my noble steed, Champion the Wonderhamster. Another is just a baby, Sloan, Kenneth gave him to me. Another is titled - not named- Uchawiman in honour of the nice kind froggy man. The last one is called Basil. Would you like to see them someday, milday?"
Bella groans make one air bubble was exhausting enough, but she couldn't say no to such a cute pixie like herself. alright sweetie, I till trying but you have to promise me not to go around telling everyone ok" looking at the boy with a usually serious look on her face " because everyone will want it ad it not easy to do" with that said the pixie holds her hands close together and screwing her eyes and repeats the prosses befoe handing the bubble to the boy " and yes I would love to see your hamsters sweetie pie"
Little Sanny promises to keep Bella's secret and to show her all four of his hamsters the next time she comes to visit, because sadly it is the seven year old's bedtime now.