Gorzhageigk Cheese
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- Gorzhageigk Cheese - Food
- Sold at: Gualon Grogshop
- Cost: 55 gp, 0 sp, 0 cp
- Restores: Deals 5HP damage on use.
A truly terrible cheese, best paired with wine made from fungus or perhaps with fermented armpit sweat.
Reviews:
"It smells like feet, but it tastes like... feet!" — Gurlic Pwentfudder
"I've had feet, and while it does indeed smell like feet, it tastes nothing like feet, or at least it tastes nothing like the feet that I've had." — Gumblepunk Dweetfingerer.
"This tastes exactly like the feet I've had. Brings back some wonderful memories of my great grandmother. She had some delicious feet." — Glorff Fuddknuckler the 2nd.