Gorzhageigk Cheese

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Gorzhageigk Cheese - Food
Sold at: Gualon Grogshop
Cost: 55 gp, 0 sp, 0 cp
Restores: Deals 5HP damage on use.

A truly terrible cheese, best paired with wine made from fungus or perhaps with fermented armpit sweat.



Reviews:

"It smells like feet, but it tastes like... feet!" — Gurlic Pwentfudder

"I've had feet, and while it does indeed smell like feet, it tastes nothing like feet, or at least it tastes nothing like the feet that I've had." — Gumblepunk Dweetfingerer.

"This tastes exactly like the feet I've had. Brings back some wonderful memories of my great grandmother. She had some delicious feet." — Glorff Fuddknuckler the 2nd.