Duel:Crimsona v Tysinni
Epicly Awesome Tourney First Round Match-Up
Duel Type:OOC Silly Duel/First Round of the Epicly Awesome Tourney
Date: Friday, September 9th, 2011 (9/9/2011)
Time: Somewhere Around 11 AM hollow time
Time Limit: No longer than 10 minutes per post.
Location: Split in the Pathway in the Kingdom of Enchantment.
Judges: Niawtu(Crimsona's Judge), Morvious(Mid Judge), and Zytherum(Tysinni's Judge)
Stakes: Advancement to the next round of the Epicly Awesome Tourney for the winner and Elimination from the Tournament for the Loser.
Stipulaton: 4 posts for Tysinni since she goes first including Final Defense, and only 3 posts for Crimsona
Special Condition: Both Contestants will constantly be passing gas throughout the Duel.
Winner (And Advancing to the next round of the Epicly Awesome Tourney): Tysinni, 3-0, Unanimous
Tysinni is a half elf and seems to be a thief. Tysinni is wearing soft leather-vest on her body, long-brimmed-leather hat on her head, black-unbuttoned-leather duster on her shoulders, silver armlet on her right arm, black-leather-fingerless gloves on her hands, black-leather pants on her legs, and black-knee-high boots on her feet. On one of her left fingers, you see Fire ruby ring. Tysinni is using thief dagger as a weapon. Tysinni is not using a shield. Tysinni has grey eyes, light skin, and red hair, and is single.
Crimsona is a dark phoenix human hybrid and seems to be a pyromantress. Crimsona is wearing Breastplate of Damnation on her body, Black full-face Helmet on her head, Visor of Eternal Dark on her face, Symbol of Chekari on her left ear, Symbol of Chekari on her right ear, spiked-leather collar on her neck, Mantle of Chaos on her shoulders, black-chainmail sleeve on her left arm, black-chainmail sleeve on her right arm, Deluxe Hans Action-Figure on her hands, fitted-enchanted-leather tights on her legs, and titan soles on her feet. On one of her left fingers, you see bone ring. Crimsona is using Limited-time Vuryal-doll as a weapon. Crimsona is using black-spiked-round shield as a shield. Crimsona has glowing flaming crimson eyes, burning bright sunkissed skin, and lengthy fiery crimson hair, and is single.
Tysinni || Two combatants face each other across the stone walkway that would serve as their duel grounds. Battle ready and waiting for the signal to start. Would this be a fight to the death? No! A fight to the laughter! Tysinni offers her opponent an extravagant bow, doffing her hat in greeting. "Now we shall decide who is the best!" The thief takes a step back and points a finger straight at Crimsona. "I choose you…Carmichael!" A small furry face pops out of the top of her duster and looks around. A few seconds later, it climbs out, scampers down the arm still pointed at Crim and jumps to the ground. A mad dash by the chinchilla is made, jumping form one side of the path to the other before it stops a few feet from the dark phoenix and sits, staring up at her. The creature launches into a flurry of chittering and hopping, working its way into a frenzy. A frenzied three inch ball of fur. Suddenly, a loud noise splits the air, causing Carmichael to freeze and turn slowly in horror, back to its master. Tysinni stands, looking sheepish and surprised. "Erm…pardon me. I shouldn't've had that second cheese loaf…" Her nose wrinkles at her own stink.
Crimsona constantly passes gas for absolutely no reason at all as she looks at the Chinchilla that appeared to come at her and then went back to Tysinni. Crimsona had to cover her nose due to the constant passing of the gases and was dumfounded that the chinchilla turned away back to Tysinni, she stated "Hmm strange there." she said laughing but also kinda coughing due to that smelly gas that she had passed and non-stop. However, despite the gas and distractions, she tries to focus herself in this fight of funnies and how she could add more silliness, she thought to herself with laughing and coughing a little. She makes a clap with both of her hands together, and oddly enough cakes fall out of the sky above both combatents heads, some hit Crimsona, her intended target for those cakes was Tysinni and her chinchilla to als be splattered with these delicious cakes in the midst of the constant smells of the gases that was occuring.
Tysinni feels her eyes start to water at the constant noxious gas being passed from her opponent….and herself! Another loud sound and she clasps both hands to her buttocks as if she could muffle the horror. "I knew I would be paying for the dairy later…." The sudden splattering sound next to her has her freezing as she looks down, only to see what appeared at first, a large dark brown lump. "Oh god….wait, its cake!" Several more splats are heard, causing Ty to look up into the sky. She receives a face full of sweet cake for her troubles. "Ack!" Spinning around, she tries to wipe off the cake even as she dances to avoid being hit again. Several small squeaks are heard as Carmichael runs 'round and 'round her feet, trying to hid beneath her duster. Her duster! The thief stops and quickly pulls her big coat off, using both hands to hold it to one side and face her opponent. "You! You there. Right here! Come on, charge me!" She's shaking and flapping her duster around, taunting Crimsona very much like a matador would taunt a bull. Another loud 'brap' has her nearly passing out from fumes. "That one is gonna hurt." A soft whistling sound and then another cake falls right smack dab on the top of her head. Ty shakes herself, sending cake and other things towards anyone just standing around. "Charge!" She takes several steps forward, shaking the duster at Crim.
Crimsona is hit with even more cakes and passes gas even more, she laughs and covers her nose "This is getting sillier by the second." she stated. She alo slipped on some cake icing and nearly fell. She weant "Wooooah!" as she tried to keep her composure in this gas filled contest that could be in the funnies section of newspapers. She now just noticed that Tysinni has pulled out a Duster? Crimsona was even more clueless at that point, then she searched her pocket and found what appears to be laughy taffy. She was still slipping, but threw the laffy taffy not at Tysinni or Carmichael, but the Duster of all things, in hopes of making the Duster laugh as she aimed the sticky candy at the thing with one hand and covering her nose, she said "I really really have to stop eating those Red beans that are causing this." she said laughing softly as she watched the candy go forward.
Tysinni watches rather dumbfoundedly as Crimsona appears to throw a piece of candy directly at her coat, that she's still shaking vigorously at her opponent. "Uh…." The candly hits the coat with a soft 'plink' before falling to the ground and landing in a mound of splattered cake. The thief feels another round of wind brewing up in her belly and she starts to get a funny look on her face. "Oh….oh…" She does a funny little shimmy dance, trying to hold it in, before she suddenly stops, a loud roaring sound emitting from her bowels. "I think I'm gonna be sick." The foul odor is added to the already toxic atmosphere surrounding her dueling grounds. Ty, in a moment of 'supreme genius' reaches into the still aloft duster and pulls out a handful of flowers. "Ah ha!" Unceremoniously, she drops the duster in a pile of chocolate cake and then reaches behind her to stick the flowers in the back of her pants. Obviously, she was trying to creat some kind of air freshener. She's just in time too as another loud wind is let out, passing through the aromatic flowers as it exits her. The thief ends up, bent over and coughing from the smell. A smell that is not unlike an outhouse in the middle of a wildflower field. The coughing attack is cut off mid-stroke as she jumps, grabbing her butt again. "Thorns!" Carmichael, who had to this point been eating some cake, starts dancing around, chittering angrily at her abrupt motions. The thief, now wanting to get some revenge for all of the 'unjustices' she's had to face, looks up, judging the trajectory of the next cake and gets under it for the catch. "I've got it!" It's a rather inelegant way of catching food, especially as it splatters all over her chest and face. With both hands, Ty holds it aloft, before taking aim and sending the patry straight at Crimsona. "Eat cake!" Several small toots accompany her words.
Crimsona is hit right in the face by the cake Tysinni threw at her and sends Crimsona straight into a wall as her gas made more sounds and smells. As she hit the wall, a giant strawberry cake fell upon her head, she said "how nice." She got up but was slipping and sliding everywhere and could not see with the cake on her head. She had constantly fell on her bottom and in the walls passing more gas and each time, glazed strawberry cakes would fall to the ground everywhere and Crimsona was hit with one each time, however, she could not see if Tysinni or Carmichael were hit with cakes, she says "Whooa!, where am I goooing?" she shouted while being blinded by the strawberry cake on her face and with the constant passing of gases, she said "Whoa, excuse me!, this has to stop!" as she said constantly laughing, as well as slipping and falling after she got back up. She was dellusional at that point and asked "where are we, a hockey rink?" she stated, and the strawberry cakes came down faster, intended to hit the entire area, Crimsona, Tysinni and Carmichael, however, Crimsona, still blinded by the strawberry cake could not see, she began to feel sick somewhat and said "Ugh, somebody get this thing of my head, where am I?" she states as she started to slip on her bottom and slid all the way on the pathway, she stated "Very Funny." she said in the battle of laughs in an attempt to be the funniest. She finally wiped the cake off of her face only to have another one fall upon her head, an even bigger one, she fell flat very hard on her bottom and passed some more of that nasty gas and slipped hitting the wall, she said "Ouch." only to be hit with some cookies on the top of her head, it is unknown to her if any cookies hit Tysinni and Carmichael and awaited the decision of the Judges. The Question was, would Crimsona win or advanced to the next round or would Tysinni advance?
Tysinni watches with a great deal of amusement as the flung cake hits Crimsona and sends her into a tailspin of slipping and sliding all over the ground. "You look like you're on ice-ing!" The thief doubles over laughing at her own joke, even as she's hit on the back with another cake, causing her to fall face first into the dessert=strewn ground. "Bleck!" She's hit with another gas attack, foreign and almost angry noises being emitted at a steady pace from her back side. "Oh jeez….I think…I'm going to…." She abruptly pauses, passing out flat on the ground, face pillowed by a mound of cake. Carmichael, the poor scarred chinchilla, climbs up her and sits on her head, chittering angrily at the sky, obviously invoking dire rodent epithets at the falling cakes. Another brief but thunderous sound comes out of Ty, causing poor Carmichael to keel over, falling off the side of his master and landing in another cake. Hopefully, now that both duelists (and a chinchilla) were incapacitated by gas and delicacies, the torture would end!
After the Duel
Zytherum looks around at the complete disaster of the area and then laughs at the pixies that will have to clean the area, "Both did rather well, consittering the large amount of Noxious Gas, cake and the occasional pet shinanigans.. I would have to say, very Impressive ladies.. "
Niawtu *close pin on nose* What gas? ... Poor little chinchilla.
Tysinni is still unconscious. Carmichael stands up on his little legs and wobbles around the area like a drunk
Crimsona still feels odd and wobbly, but finally gets up to her feet shaken.
OOC Note: This is the first Battle of any type for either of our current Characters.
Records
Tysinni:1-0
Crimsona:0-1
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